the thing about sans is, laid-back depressed guy who loves grease, gross humor, reads car magazines on the job and spends half of his free time in a bar scratching his ass is the PERFECT candidate to be the "straight one" except that by making him 4'9 and giving him a 7ft tall girlbestie toby made him every letter of the LGBTQ+ acronym all at once
the fact that kris canonically partakes in speedrunning changes everything about deltarune. do you think they realize when someone is trying to speedrun the game. would they be horrified by the fact that their own life is being treated nothing more than a challenge. that their story, their life, their friendships are all being rushed through to achieve a goal that is meaningless to them. do you think kris realizes when their soul manages to guide them effortlessly through each fight that they must have done this many, many times before. or do you think they're just like "oh hell yeah speedrun strats" because i think it's that one
kid Noelle coming out to Berdly as a trans girl and Berdly reacting by pulling out his 3ds and saying “hold up I gotta change your Mii”
I mainly post on @Handsome-john. Pepsi, she/he, Spamton enjoyer, 18, I have several side blogs so if you see a bunch of randos rebloging from you sorry
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