A Lil’ Walk

cool bug!

I like the him

the thing about sans is, laid-back depressed guy who loves grease, gross humor, reads car magazines on the job and spends half of his free time in a bar scratching his ass is the PERFECT candidate to be the "straight one" except that by making him 4'9 and giving him a 7ft tall girlbestie toby made him every letter of the LGBTQ+ acronym all at once

i think it would be cute if spamton and the addisons were just a big bunch of extremely incompetent siblings and spamton is the MOST incompetent out of all of them

Fuck yeah arson

My contribution to the Papyrus Swearing Day! I don’t like writing out the f word so I hope flipping some birds counts? I remembered the holiday last-minute and just banged this out as fast as I could

luv whatever this kind of swatch is called

I said I was gonna do it

Papyrus trips on his way down the stairs and very visibly shatters his ulna in three places. It’s excruciating, but he’s dead silent.

He slowly stands up, walks past a horrified Sans, who was dozing on the couch, roots in his pockets with his good hand, then carefully places a random assortment of bills into the jar.

He takes a deep breath.

“d-dude, we gotta get a doctor–”

“FUCKING PISSING SHITTING CUNTING FUCK LORD ALMIGHTY DOES THIS HURT GOODNESS FUCKING GRACIOUS ME I’VE GONE AND SNAPPED MYSELF IN HALF LIKE A TWIZZLER LEFT OUT IN THE SUN BOY OH BOY HAVE I REALLY FUCKING DONE IT THIS TIME WOWIE THIS IS QUITE THE INJURY–”

“i-i’m callin’ someone–”

“THAT’S VERY MUCH APPRECIATED THANK YOU SANS IF IT’S NOT TOO MUCH TROUBLE CAN YOU PLEASE PUT SOME MORE OF MY MONEY IN THE SWEAR JAR BECAUSE WE’RE BOTH GOING TO BE ABLE TO BUY BOATS AT THE END OF THIS ONE GOOD FUCKING GRAVY–”

And yes, that IS my actual Asgore voice narrating.

Spamton is just an anagram of Tampons

I made that one post I saw canon