My Valentine Cards

the new pope is gonna be Bobby Nash. he's not dead, just busy. new 911 spinoff will be 9-1-1: Vatican City. Thank you for coming to my tedtalk

thinking about how water is like, really old. like really really old. we’re drinking stuff that’s traveled the globe via rivers and oceans and clouds for millions of years. somebody or something probably already drank that sip of water I just had

House x Supernatural crossover where there's a patient in the hospital and house and his team r determined to solve it while Dean and Sam keep sneaking in and trying to figure out what supernatural thing it is. House hits Dean on the head with his cane and Foreman and Sam bond. The patient turns out to be a combo of both and Wilson and Cass talk about their dumb bfs

lets hear it for transgenderism and faggotry. can I get a round of applause for transgenderism and faggotry

Goodnight. These mfs are ao fucking gay

in season 9 i want an episode where Father Brian is out doing whatever the fuck a hot priest would do (idk, i'm not catholic) and there's an emergency. the 118 gets there. he sees Bobby (alive and well), Eddie, and Buck. murdered family, kid found with dead wife, and he's dead so there's an earthquake. they're on the the same fucking team. and suddenly it all makes sense

at this point it feels like peter krause must have idk. laughed at tim that he’s bald. and tim went insane

that is truly what it feels like

:)