The New Pope Is Gonna Be Bobby Nash. He's Not Dead, Just Busy. New 911 Spinoff Will Be 9-1-1: Vatican

Imagine you work at some fucking roadside diner in buttfuck nowhere and you have to wait a table with three dudes who aren't from around here and the guy with the long hair immediately pulls out his laptop with what looks like cult shit in the web browser and asks for your worst salad option, and the guy in the trenchcoat sniffs the pepper shaker and declares the molecules to be very sharp and the guy with the greenest eyes you've ever seen calls you sweetheart and then proceeds to engage with intimate eye contact with trenchcoat to a degree that is downright indecent and then orders the heart attack special on your menu and every time you walk past their table they're talking about that gruesome murder that happened in town and the pretty guy is feeding the trenchcoat guy fries while the hair guy talks about desecrating corpses

ngl the baron got the best ending in wwdits

he went from the angriest man in the world miserable because he couldnt have a family to a loving husband, father, and dog owner while still retaining the respect of his peers (through violence)

Buck: NO ONE ELSE IS QUITTING THIS MONTH The rest of the 118:

People need to start telling Ravi about Eddie's and Bucks' problems bc he's starting so much shit unintentionally. Like, first with Ana, then Tommy, then now with blabing about Eddie's texsas offer to Buck. PLS, someone inform this man 🙏

Nothing is perfect except The Lego Batman movie that film is a masterpiece

we missed out on a scene where athena walked into the firehouse and brad was following bobby like a lost puppy and athena pulled him to the side and was like 'you do know hes crushing on you majorly right??' and bobby was like 'what no. hes straight i think. hes just sort of acting like how eddie acts with buck, right?' and athena is like 'omfg you and your son are fucking clueless.'

buck literally had someone sleep on a mattress on the floor with him, get up in the morning and go to the store to buy groceries, find his coffee maker in all the unpacked boxes, and cooked buck breakfast. but the insinuation that anyone might be glad that eddie was in texas made buck freak out so hard that he said several insane sentences in a row, blew up the entire potential rekindled relationship, and essentially chased him out of the house. character of all time. really stellar stuff.

stop earning advanced degrees i need you to finish your fanfiction

buck subplot: my 8 year situationship is leaving me 😔💔

average maddie subplot:

BuckRavi datenight you will always be famous to me