I Gave The Beebs A Jelly Cup As A Treat And Pyramidhead Stepped In It And Got SO Upset

So wait are livestock guardian dogs to their flocks like… Clark Kent among the residents of Smallville? He’s been here since he was a baby, we all know him, and he’s… generally one-of-us shaped, uh, approximately. And then when something goes wrong he suddenly leaps into action and does some terrifying impossible shit none of us could do. And then comes back home and settles in like nothing happened and he’s one of us again.

I think she is one of, if not THE, animal ever

My fujoshi landlord is kicking me and my partner out because she didn't agree with who was supposed to be the uke in the relationship

crab crab crab hand hand hand frighten

stop whatever you’re doing it’s time to watch Bombylius major exhibiting some extremely good behavior

Occasionally as an Australian you'll be talking to someone from overseas, and you'll discover a common phrase you took for granted is, in fact, not universally known outside of our country.

Turns out casually dropping "fuck me dead" into conversation will give unsuspecting Americans an aneurism.

The more you know.

How are conchs even real