Occasionally As An Australian You'll Be Talking To Someone From Overseas, And You'll Discover A Common

They're always eating everything

also bush n musk being the surnames of two of the biggest losers in this world is a vicious homophobic attack on its own

What the fuck.

lets roll up with mama

MEN!!! it's spring. crop your shirts

hi can i have a couple (or more) tentacled snakes please?

Tentacled Snake (Erpeton tentaculatum), family Homalopsidae, found in SE Asia

Aquatic and piscivorous

Rear-fanged, mildly venomous

The tentacles have a mechanosensory function, able to detect small movements in the water.

Photographs by Dick Bartlett

Photograph by Tommy Hui

photographs by Jonathan Hagström

googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

My fujoshi landlord is kicking me and my partner out because she didn't agree with who was supposed to be the uke in the relationship