I Love Grindr Images Like This, They're So Awesome Sauced

*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?

me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper

lil unboxing (unbagging?) of my new friend Winston! made the amazing and lovely @elbowsmelbow !! isn’t he wonderful!!

The Alabaster Nudibranch is a soft-bodied marine mollusc indigenous to the Eastern Pacific Ocean.

“Humanity is cruel and unusual because only humans do X to another species-“

WRONG! ANT ATTACK!🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜

Stop giving me horse asks. Remember my boobs? You used to love my boobs

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AAAAOUUUGH Thee WE(EVIL) attack !!!!

heartwarming: when the conductor fainted, this brave audience member was able to safely land the orchestra