Accidentally Called Myself A Service Dog Instead Of A Service Top. I'm Never Beating These Allegations.

Ornate globular springtail, Dicyrtomina ornata, Dicyrtomidae

Found throughout Europe, on the eastern coast of the United States, and in the Pacific Northwest

Photos 1-3 by alexis_orion, 4 by cordycept, 5-6 by geum, and 7 (for scale) by brebis107

咪咪汤圆

I know this is a bold jumping spider but just wanted to show you :) found on my wall a week or so ago and transported outside to the garden

LOOK. At those blue chelicerae. 10/10. NAY! 11/10

puppy

Teaspoons absolutely bopping while dad tries to keep his shit together

Me dying in hospital from a mysterious illness while House’s diagnostic team illegally breaks into my apartment to swab my dildos for bacteria

Pinnate Batfish (Platax pinnatus), juvenile, family Ephippidae, order Acanthuriformes, Tulamben, Bali, Indonesia

The juveniles of this species mimic a toxic flatworm.

photograph by DiveIvanov

having pet stick bugs is fun because every so often i will hear the distinct sound of several stick bug falling and ill go to check on them and find them all in a pile on the ground of their enclosure and i have to figure out if theyve just decided that its floor time now or if they kept mistaking each other for actual sticks again and bundled together the ceiling until gravity got the best of them.