Me At The Clinic Getting My Testosterone Prescription: I'm Only Doing This So I Can Do The Mettaton Oh

What the fuck.

Science communicators at NASA have staged a press conference to clear up some of the most common misconceptions about our solar system. "The moon and the sun are not in a relationship," said one, "it's patently ridiculous. Luna and the Earth are in a committed partnership, and we've known this for quite some time." The communicator then further clarified that Sol is a long-distance partner (or a 'comet partner', as it were) in the Kuiper Belt circumstellar disc, a large-scale polycule of over 100,000 stellar objects rivaled only by the GSP (Greater Seattle Polycule).

Calappa lophos

Holy shit.

I gave the beebs a jelly cup as a treat and pyramidhead stepped in it and got SO upset

I’ve been using the Spore creature creator to bring my loved ones back to life on the computer

Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)

googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much