ATTENTION There Are Hummingbird Species Called Pufflegs And They Are All Wearing Very Silly Pants And

Me dying in hospital from a mysterious illness while House’s diagnostic team illegally breaks into my apartment to swab my dildos for bacteria

my thing for twinks is deeply unfortunate

hi can i have a couple (or more) tentacled snakes please?

Tentacled Snake (Erpeton tentaculatum), family Homalopsidae, found in SE Asia

Aquatic and piscivorous

Rear-fanged, mildly venomous

The tentacles have a mechanosensory function, able to detect small movements in the water.

Photographs by Dick Bartlett

Photograph by Tommy Hui

photographs by Jonathan Hagström

sad they give tissue boxes plastic labia folds but no clitoris

mayfly problematic age gap of 2 hours

My fujoshi landlord is kicking me and my partner out because she didn't agree with who was supposed to be the uke in the relationship

What the fuck.

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Stop giving me horse asks. Remember my boobs? You used to love my boobs