Soured-aspartame - Soured Aspartame

in honor of gar week! did you know gars are prehistoric?? i wish i was prehistoric…

aquarium outfit inspo

I know this is a bold jumping spider but just wanted to show you :) found on my wall a week or so ago and transported outside to the garden

LOOK. At those blue chelicerae. 10/10. NAY! 11/10

I’m probably gonna have to get a car eventually but I don’t wannaaaaaaa

we need to start teaching baby fags that it's okay to be fat and/or old because it's really starting to get dire out here

Tomfoolery actually transitioned and only does she-nanigans now

lets roll up with mama

thought it was a one-off thing, but i've now seen multiple pictures and videos of red-bellied woodpeckers touching other birds with their tongue at bird feeders. why are they suck little freaks?

And they were roommates...