@im-forgetful ARE YOU GOOD
How can a man have such beady eyes. Are you a man at this point? Or just like.. a rat-man or something lol. Or a- UHH OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT THING what the HELL is that why is there so much skin???
Send this to your friends, we need the largest data pool possible. I am actually very surprised at who's ahead rn...
I didn't want to have to do this, but I really wanted to do this...
@ltlemon LISTEN. I CAN ANIMATE!!!! (Give me like a year to get around to it...)
Wait a second...
Human Cas trying different drinks for the first time (Victorian child inspired):
Water
*frowns* "It tastes like time..."
Dean: So you don't like it? Cause you kinda need that to-
Cas: No. It's great. (and he means it)
Milk
Cas: "You know, adult humans really shouldn't be drinking this. This would have been unheard of in the 18th century, and I really don't understand the appeal of cow secretions-"
Dean: *plugs his ears* Ahhh... enough. I do not consent to hearing those words.
Sam: You know, he's not wrong! Get this-
Dean: Kindly, shut! up!
[Dean slides the glass forward]
Try the milk. : )
Cas: *sighs and tales a sip* I am not a calf. This is weird. I feel gross, Dean.
Dean: Stop being so dramatic! This is why you're trying everything now, so you don't embarrass us in public. Come on, it ain't that bad.
[Cas then spends half an hour on the toilet. He is apparently lactose intolerant.]
Diet Coke
Cas: [Wearily] Is this dairy free?
Dean: It's diet-friggen-coke, Cas. It's dairy free. It's also sugar free! Because someone [he glares at Sam] has a bad taste in pop. Real honest sugar is probably better for you than this junk.
Cas: Agreed. The fact that it's sugar free does by no means make cocaine good for you. It's actually quite concerning that you boys drink this. I think we should do an "intervention."
Dean:
Sam:
Cas: Does 6pm tomorrow work for you two? I'll find some folding chairs and arrange them in a circle.
[They never could get Cas to drink diet Coke, because why is it still called Coke, if there's not cocaine in it? and that's false advertising, which I also do not condone.]
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If people enjoy this one, I'll take suggestions for other foods for Cas to try
Being alive is walking around and saying "now where could my pipe me?" but you don't have a pipe you have debt and it's not missing either.
@mossy-stormcloud this is what they have
Jon: [sweating, pointing at a conspiracy board] ... Do you understand now, Martin?
Martin: [crocheting with Jon's conspiracy board yarn]
Jon: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT CROCHETING WITH THE CONSPIRACY BOARD YARN?
Martin: I made a bee :) it's for you
Jon: You!? You...!! [sighs] It's very cute, Martin. Thank you.
The live interview with Jason Ritter from today!! I can't believe this actually happened it was crazy
Something that brings me great joy: birds can literally be dragons if I want. Dragons can have feathers. Dragons can have a beak. Dragons... can just be birds... and they come in lots of colors and sizes. some live in cities. some hunt. some are super smart. some are fluffy. the world is such a magical place*
π₯Ί π β¨
*This is sounds crazy, and I can barely put this thought into words, but its so real to me. magic is real, but people learned how it works, so its science.
what if we could understand magic and still have it feel special? life is so rare, and im here to enjoy it all (100% not disregarding science, love science, im just saying its so SPECIAL you know??)
Reblog this so people actually see it, I feel like it might be important. Dire even. To know.
911 IS HAPPENING IRL NEAR ME!!!
@zaniephoenixblr-blog broke the news to meππ
I held my arm up in the air while falling asleep and it was really strange feeling it self-stabilize, all the little loops it was making completely of its own accord. I think holding a paint brush and having a canvas above me to record the swirls would be really interesting. Also like a huge mess but I need to be a weird little seismograph for the sake of art
The enemies of my enemies are my enemies' enemies and the enemies' of my enemies' enemies are my enemies' enemie's enemies
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