That Thing™ Taehyung Does 😩

B L O O M  ☆ Mcountdown 190117

Bully: That is it, dude. You're about to get it! Victim: Wait, wait wait wait wait wait. Bully: What? Victim: I'm baby. Bully: What the fuck does that ev- Bystander: Hey, stop, wait. You can't do that. Bully: What? Bystander: He's baby. You can't- you can't just do that. Victim: [makes a fart noise with mouth] Bully: He fuckin- Bystander: Yeah, well, he's baby. So.

NCT 127 reaction to you being insecure-

Taeil-

The face this boy would make when he found out oh my god, he would be so shook. He’d probably hold your face in his hands and soothingly rub your cheek or jaw with his thumb and just stare at you, mumbling stuff like, don’t say that about yourself, beautiful, you’re so pretty.

Johnny-

He would actually laugh at you. He would tell you that it’s funny how you can believe something about yourself that’s so untrue and that you’re perfect in every way and he’d wrap you in his long arms and just hold you, kissing your forehead and telling you to stop being so silly. Where can I get a Johnny?

Taeyong-

Taeyong himself is quite insecure, as he’s said multiple times, so I think he’d get it but I know he’d want to comfort you, he’d give you small meaningful pecks on your lips and tell you how much it hurts him when you think badly of yourself and to him you’re the most beautiful, perfect, amazing person he’s ever met and that you should think that too.

Yuta-

He’d be really upset that you thought about yourself like that, he would literally sit you down and explain all the things he loved about you and how you were literally an angel to him, how you meant everything to him and how you were his dream girl. He told you that he’d only smile again when you were feeling better, and when you were happy again he’d give you his amazing smile I love his smile so much kekdjeje

Doyoung-

This bunny would actually be so upset about you thinking badly about yourself and would just be in shock for a while, literally just in shock. He’d probably ask what made you feel insecure and then when you answered he’d tell you why you were wrong and would not let you think otherwise!

Jaehyun-

I feel like Jae would kiss you all over and laugh with his dimples showing which would make you fall in love with him even more don’t lie he’d be really sweet with you and would want to fully understand why you felt this way and you two would probably have a long conversation about it, with him complimenting you any chance he got and him trying to understand where all your insecurities came from.

WinWin-

This boy is such a sweetie he would fully have no idea why you felt this way because you were perfect to him, and even though he’s really shy he would do anything to make you feel better with yourself, he’d whisper in your ear how much he adored you and how you shouldn’t think so lowly of yourself while he played with your hands cutely.

Jungwoo-

Another cute baby. I feel like with Jungwoo he’d just hug you, and you could hear in his voice that you being insecure actually hurt him, he held you on such a pedestal that he hated when you took yourself off it. He’d just hug you tightly while telling you not to think that way of yourself, telling you that he knows you’re perfect and that you should see yourself that way too.

UwU he’s so cute wtf

Mark-

Mark Lee is an awkward happy lil bub,when he finds out your insecure he fully would not know what to do about it, at first he just kissed your forehead and rubbed your hips soothingly, but after a while he told you how much you meant to him and how you should be more confident because to him there was nothing wrong with you, he thought you were perfect and wanted you to see that too.

Boyfriend vibes from this damn

Haechan-

He wouldn’t let you be insecure. He could start and full on argument about why you were wrong, he cares and loves you so much that he wouldn’t be able to even handle the thought of you thinking you were less then perfect, he’d tell you all the reasons you were wrong and wouldn’t let you think otherwise.

summary: jung jaehyun has the hands of a god and kisses like the devil. and you’re all but subject to him.

genre: college!au, fluff, smut?

wc: 3k

warnings: mature content, v suggestive, language

a/n: idk how to categorize this since its not a smut smut. honestly it’s a nonexistent plot-line w/ hella make-out and insinuations of sex, so uh just, idk, i warned you ok

“What are you doing here?” Your face contorts at the sight of your boyfriend standing—uninvited—at your door.

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➳ Anonymous

╰ Searching for inspiration, a chart-topping rapper who keeps his identity hidden from the public, known by the stage name RM, stumbles upon you singing in a coffee shop and finds his new muse in your voice. He makes you an offer to collab with one catch: you can’t see his face.

pairing: rapper!namjoon x indie singer!reader

genre: sm au, crack, fluff, smut, slight angst

status: completed

playlist: listen here

a/n: so i wanted to do a rapper!joon au but also a crack-y gc au again and thought it‘d be cool to add the twist of the reader not knowing what joon looks like so here she is lol hope u enjoy! x

🎵 part 1 — profiles

🎵 part 2 - anyway, here’s wonderwall

🎵 part 3 - (probably) not a murderer

🎵 part 4 - pizza-geist: the stinkening

🎵 part 5 - a mole shaped like danny devito

🎵 part 6 - soggy hot cheeto with eyes

🎵 part 7 - a sock full of meatballs

🎵 part 8 - our queen peppa pig

🎵 part 9 - is this?? the government???

🎵 part 10 - fine n dandy

🎵 part 11 - y/n “the crockpot” y/l/n

🎵 part 12 - chesticle carrier

🎵 part 13 - heart eyes emoji

🎵 part 14 - furscrimination at its finest

🎵 part 15 - shakespearean tragedy

🎵 part 16 - harmless(?) stalking

🎵 part 17 - the devil’s lettuce

🎵 part 18 - cereal in the oven

🎵 part 19 - greasy little rat

🎵 part 20 - quirky main characters

🎵 part 21 - always a jinsmaid never a jin

🎵 part 22 - sounds fake… but okay

🎵 part 23 - chaos-loving demon

🎵 part 24 - take care (m)

🎵 part 25 - disgusting… i love it

🎵 part 26 - alexa, set a timer

🎵 part 27 - thebomb.com.org.uk

🎵 part 28 - hannah montana

🎵 part 29 - have my babies

bonus - when the party’s over (taegi)

🎵 part 30 - too many adjectives

🎵 part 31 - mountain daddy

🎵 part 32 - no take-backs

🎵 part 33 - beach thot hours

🎵 part 34 - can’t change my mind

🎵 part 35 - epilogue

A Poem Titled You - Mark Lee

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I can’t with them 😂😂

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This fucking episode