Bully: That is it, dude. You're about to get it! Victim: Wait, wait wait wait wait wait. Bully: What? Victim: I'm baby. Bully: What the fuck does that ev- Bystander: Hey, stop, wait. You can't do that. Bully: What? Bystander: He's baby. You can't- you can't just do that. Victim: [makes a fart noise with mouth] Bully: He fuckin- Bystander: Yeah, well, he's baby. So.
remember when the screenshots first came out
Honestly couldn’t agree more ^^
please i am in love with day6 but like not in that romantic way like i am in love with them as in i am in love with their love for music and their passion for it. like i am in love with them as in their voices comfort me and heal me when i need them the most. like day6 is that one being that is there for you no matter what
all light (2019)
Sometimes I admire how dedicated day6 Stans are and forget why I stan them but then I hear their songs... and I get why the hype is there.
the killing part of the century
If your fic is 1000 words long, you can’t tag it slow burn. It’s not slow burn. That is a matchstick. And this is my personal bias here but if those motherfuckers you’re writing experience significant forward momentum in their relationship in under 5k words, then that is just a regular old burn. Slow burn should be borderline intolerable and a mistake to start reading at 2 in the morning.
pairing: vminkook x reader (f)
genre: smut, art industry au
warnings: language, jimin pops a boner, ?? penetration fasting ??, most of the characters are just dumb? idiots?, jungkook is an angel 11/10 marriage material + very fuckable uhm- eventual smut so watch out hehe
word count: 9.2k
synopsis; jimin’s so horny he could strip the mannequin sitting idle in the far corner of the boardroom and fuck himself against it. or, he could just get his hands on you, the new receptionist sitting in solitary right beside it
or alternatively; taehyung knuckle fucks you with a beret, jimin eats you out in front of an audience and jungkook is entirely pissed over it all—not because you’re willingly fraternizing with his enemies, but rather because he can’t stand to watch you drift away from him.
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➳ Anonymous
╰ Searching for inspiration, a chart-topping rapper who keeps his identity hidden from the public, known by the stage name RM, stumbles upon you singing in a coffee shop and finds his new muse in your voice. He makes you an offer to collab with one catch: you can’t see his face.
pairing: rapper!namjoon x indie singer!reader
genre: sm au, crack, fluff, smut, slight angst
status: completed
playlist: listen here
a/n: so i wanted to do a rapper!joon au but also a crack-y gc au again and thought it‘d be cool to add the twist of the reader not knowing what joon looks like so here she is lol hope u enjoy! x
🎵 part 1 — profiles
🎵 part 2 - anyway, here’s wonderwall
🎵 part 3 - (probably) not a murderer
🎵 part 4 - pizza-geist: the stinkening
🎵 part 5 - a mole shaped like danny devito
🎵 part 6 - soggy hot cheeto with eyes
🎵 part 7 - a sock full of meatballs
🎵 part 8 - our queen peppa pig
🎵 part 9 - is this?? the government???
🎵 part 10 - fine n dandy
🎵 part 11 - y/n “the crockpot” y/l/n
🎵 part 12 - chesticle carrier
🎵 part 13 - heart eyes emoji
🎵 part 14 - furscrimination at its finest
🎵 part 15 - shakespearean tragedy
🎵 part 16 - harmless(?) stalking
🎵 part 17 - the devil’s lettuce
🎵 part 18 - cereal in the oven
🎵 part 19 - greasy little rat
🎵 part 20 - quirky main characters
🎵 part 21 - always a jinsmaid never a jin
🎵 part 22 - sounds fake… but okay
🎵 part 23 - chaos-loving demon
🎵 part 24 - take care (m)
🎵 part 25 - disgusting… i love it
🎵 part 26 - alexa, set a timer
🎵 part 27 - thebomb.com.org.uk
🎵 part 28 - hannah montana
🎵 part 29 - have my babies
bonus - when the party’s over (taegi)
🎵 part 30 - too many adjectives
🎵 part 31 - mountain daddy
🎵 part 32 - no take-backs
🎵 part 33 - beach thot hours
🎵 part 34 - can’t change my mind
🎵 part 35 - epilogue
Jaehyun must’ve gone through it, for a while.
To finally admit it. The fact that he cant even look at the camera until he’s admitting he’s not perfect and how hard he tries to be.
He’s telling us this because he wants us to give him our love and support. With his bare face. and not because he’s wearing the sexiest clothes, having the best abs or his face is looking particularly fine that day.
Having abs, flawless skin and physique and face. EVERYDAY? He’s human. Not a robot. He would waste waste his life away pretending to be otherwise.
Stans are always praising Hyuk, Doyoung and Taeil for vocals or Mark and Taeyong for rapping or dancing. But Jaehyun? There’s never a fuss till he makes a boyfriend video or pulls up his shirt.
HIS DANCING. HIS SINGING. HIS HARD WORK. HIS KINDNESS. HIS HUMOR.
Lets reward his honesty with support. And make this guy fall asleep with a smile because he knows his fans absolutely adore him and not just cause they lust for him. Because they appreciate all the work he puts into perfecting his skills and who he is as a person. And they let him know this.
Imagine busting sleepless nights to perfect a performance, checking your fan cam and seeing that all anyone talked about was that half second your torso was exposed and nothing else.
Reduced you to something so superficial. It’s more than okay to fan girl but remember to praise their hard work once in a while. It means so much to them.
And don’t pretend to support idols but the moment they show you they have flab, scars or pimples like a normal person, you say “This isn’t who I remember him to be” this is who he’s not forcing himself to be.
Lets stop please putting so many labels on idols that are impossible to fulfill. Like the most perfect face, the best dancer, rapper or singer of the century, the person who’s perfect and never makes mistakes. The idol who can do it all.
No one is fully capable. All the time. They are just trying their hardest and trying not to let you see the parts that are less than perfect.
Lets support honesty so that idols feel like they can be themselves around fans and not enforce this flawless manufactured doll mentality.