Just When You Think The Alpine Situation Couldn't Get Any More Insane It Turns Out The Reason Oakes Resigned

death, taxes, and george russell profiting from everyone else's mistakes

AND THE FUN'S NOT OVER WE STILL HAVE

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that is not meant to happen?????

I love when people try to rate the RB car. "It's the fourth fastest car", "It's the third fastest car", "It's worse than the VCARB". That car is an abomination and exists on an entirely different plane. It's Schrodinger's car. It both is and isn't fast. Do not try to make sense of it.

Piastri: “That’s all the highlights? That’s all the highlights for this race?”

“how are we holding up, guys?”

the guys:

“Whenever anything is NOT going his way, he lashes out with UNNECESSARY anger and BORDERLINE violence” — george russell.

can’t wait for whatever other banger line you’re going to bring out during media today king.

lia block is shouldering the full weight of the williams curse BY HERSELF. she is atlas carrying the heavens on her shoulders. any success that alex and carlos enjoy is thanks to her sacrifice

Charles: "is there a leakage?"

Bryan: "a leakage of what?"

Charles: "I have the seat full of water, lke full of water!"

Bryan: "must be the water"

Charles: "LET'S ADD THAT TO THE WORDS OF WISDOM"