81s are saying the team has a Lando bias, 4s are saying the team has an Oscar bias, the strategy team is driving the bus without a map, Will is starting a podcast on the team radio, and landoscar are snogging each other in the back seat
only ferrari could aura farm the entire winter break, produce a car that qualifies p7 and 8th, somehow manage to produce a strategy that has both their drivers in podium positions only to immediately tumble down the grid 1 lap later
HELLOOO??? this is gorgeous!!!!!
monaco gp winner lando norris, everybody!
humble shout out to @sodacidity and their absolute masterpiece of fanart that inspired me to try this pencil kinda style
mclaren: borderline illegal rocketship, norris fans on twitter beginning to crash out with favouritism accusations to cope with piastri leading the championship
red bull vcarb industrial complex: falling apart at the seams but at least max verstappen is a dad now
ferrari: seemingly committed to making strategy decisions so poor that their drivers kill each other before the car gets any faster
mercedes: letting their tiny italian wunderkind distract you from the fact that george russell is calmly shithousing his way to a podium every other week
aston martin: forgot how to build a car
stake: forgot to even show up
haas: flip flopping between anonymous and slay-adjacent depending on the weekend
williams: pushing their way to the upper midfield with the power of friendship and hamster memes
alpine second driver subplot:
I can somewhat understand the crash out about Oscar being near passing Charles' career wins. I really do. He is a talented driver. This stat only shows how incapable Ferrari is to give Charles a competitive car so that he can have more than 8 career wins to show for his talent.
But also, this is not a spec series with equal machinery. The talent has never been the *only* deciding factor. There are other talented drivers who are/were also talented and capable of fighting for championships if given the right car. The team matters. The car matters. (ask alonso)
Charles has had the opportunity to ditch Ferrari on multiple occasions. He wants to be the Ferrari champion, which is admirable. He knows the shortcomings of the organisation. Still, he chose to extend his contract every single time rather than moving on to a team that can give him the competitive car.
I think it is about time we collectively accept that he doesn't want to be a champion if not with Ferrari.
Don't save Charles, he doesn't wanna be saved.
This vid would never not make chuckle the twink on twink violence “vettel what a dark day for him the darkest of his career put in the wall on him home track 😬 “I’m crying Nico was one step away from saying seb kys
Oscar Piastri and Lando Norris (Monaco GP - May 25, 2025) 📷 Clive Rose
I am on the verge of crashout of the century every time I remember Oscar is way too close to equaling Charles' wins