If Yall Don't Send Me Dilf Dave Reqs.......... PLEASE I PROMIESE I WILL WRITE THEM I CANT GET THE BRAINROT

KIRK HAS A GF AND A NEW BABY????? HOW FAR BEHIND AM I 😭😭 I THOUGHT HE WAS MARRIED WHAT THE HELL

im so sorry for not writing!! my motivation is shit rn and im a lil stressed cus of school starting in 3 days. please understand, but if you want you can keep sending in requests and ill try my best to pick and choose :)

guys.....

it's so cannon that James likes being called daddy and Dave likes being called sir 🤷‍♀️🧎‍♀️

PLEASE can you write something about Mustaine if he was a vampire??? It would be interesting to read headcanons about this.......

OH MY GOD YES !!!! tbh if Dave was any typa creature like that he'd 100% be a vamp (or a wolf, but we all know vampires are hotter 🏃‍♀️)

idk if you wanted a full fic but i'm really tired and don't have time to write one rn 💔 but ill put bullets/headcannons for you !!

- i can imagine when this man needs his blood feast he'd get a little uncomfortable to ask you to volunteer, but you'd reassure him and man. he would take. EVERY. chance. when you'd get a little nervous because you're afraid it'll hurt, he'd start at your thighs since they're the fattest part on your body. of course it'd hurt, but not as bad as you'd think and he's just lick you up after, trying not to get you all messy. looking up at you for reassurance asking you if it was too much... like ?!?+?+?

- this man is always flashing you grins and stupid smirks while flashing you his fangs because he knows you like them and he likes seeing you stare at them, slapping his arm or something to make him stop because you're getting embarrassed because he knows you like when he does that.

i honestly don't know what else to put 😭😭😭 but keep sending more Dave stuff!! i literally love this man sm

should i write sm like this ????

Ok, so because I'm GROSS and mentally unstable, hear with me. Dave spitting in your mouth, like he just grabs your jaw makes you open your mouth then spits in it. I would perish. Just cease to exist, truly.

no because im gross and mentally unstable as well and LOVE THIS CONCEPT!! i feel that dave would specifically do this whenever he's feeling particularly jealous and/or horny. it's almost like he's marking you but without the actual physical mark, if that makes any sense?

like i feel like he'd drag you to the bathroom to have a hot and heavy make out session after one of the guys tried to flirt with you (perhaps not so jokingly) and he suddenly pulls away and grips your throat, demanding that you open your mouth. as soon as you do, he spits in your mouth and tells you to be his good little girl and swallow it <333

anon ilysm for this ask you truly get me

CLIFF <3333 i literally can't get this thought out of my head and im just gonna write about it because nobody else has yet 💔💔

BUT JUST IMAGINE watching a movie with him and you two are high as hell, laying there on the couch while he's all spawled out in a man spread as his hands are resting on his thighs, trying his best to pay attention to the scenes on screen. finally a sex scene comes up and since he's so vulnerable from the marijuana he's glancing over at you to just point to his bulge giving a slight pout when his eyes half lidded.

"nmh... please? it hurts,"

he kept pouting before you came closer to him and sighed before crawling over to his lap and pulling at the waist of his pajamas. you pulled his cock out of his boxers, jerking him off slowly before speeding up.

you looked up to make eye contact with the other, his head ever so slightly tipped back, letting the softest groans slip out of his mouth. soon enough, you rubbed your lips over the tip, giving it soft, sloppy pecks. then actually deciding to put the head in your mouth, because you wanted to be lazy with it and you knew if Cliff wanted more he'd push you down.

his hand was placed on your ass, rubbing the clothed area softly before groping at it, then moving up your body to rub your back.

"arch babe. i'm sure the pretty girl wants to feel good too, right?"

his tone was slurred but you could understand him, and of course you listened. you got into the position and he pulled your shorts off immediately after.

"relaaax, love. 'm not gonna do anything you won't like,"

your body became more relaxed before you put your mouth back on him, licking up and down his shaft, kissing some areas. he reached his free hand to your head, guiding it softly before reaching behind you to shove his ring and middle finger inside your slicked cunt, moving his hand slowly and curling the two fingers so you'd make more noise for him and to his surprise, it worked.

you were moaning all over his dick, pushing back on to his fingers to get more friction. he got the hint and went faster, because he wanted you to enjoy yourself. he could careless about the sloppy blow job he was getting as long as you got off, he wouldn't mind coming from that.

he soon started finger fucking you knuckles deep and you were just getting sloppier and sloppier with your moves every second, trying your best to get him to cum.

by the noises you were making, it'd be the death of him. he was close to finishing, showing so by bucking his hips up into your mouth, and you let him do just that. you would gag ever so slightly before he pulled out to cover your lips with his seed, rutting against you to try and end his high.

"fuck, cum on me baby."

"you got it, atta girl,"

he'd praise before he starts to hit your sensitive spots with just his fingers and basically finishing on command. you let your body fall with your ass still in the air, legs starting to shake.

you passed out right there before Cliff pulled your shorts up and got himself situated, pulling you closer so he could sleep peacefully knowing you where there with him <33

OMG THANK YOU FOR THE FOLLOW BACK !!! :]]

ofc!! i literally follow everyone back unless you're some kind of weirdo 😭😭 but i will guarantee a follow back 99.9% of the time !!!

nick menza being mean to you in bed and taunting you… maybe using a vibe on you n making you cry… and then the sweetest aftercare and cuddles known to man. (also pussy slapping please please please hear me out PLEASEEEEE)

YESSS P!!!! I LOVE. LOVE. LOVE. AGGRESSIVE NICK!!! people don't realize that he's a leo JUST like James, and we ALL know how James fucks...... (unfortunately)

you two would probably be out all day, ending the night with some alone time, trying to wind down. you hand and hand with Nick while you two walk into your shared apartment. once you two step inside he just grabs you by your waist, kissing up your neck.

"cmon, let's go to the room, eh, pretty girl?"

you stopped for a second at the name, you immediately dragging Nick upstairs, a smirk plastered on his face.

he locked the door behind him, him already stripping while your discarding you clothes, both of you staying in your undergarments.

he walked over to you, him pushing you down on the bed him kissing up your body, holding you. you were already moaning at his touch, which seemed to turn him on even more. his covered length was rubbing against your clothed heat, him cursing under his breath.

"fffuck... lemme put it in,"

it was more of a demand than an ask, him looking at you with lustful, half lidded eyes. you gave in and nodded, him taking his length out of his boxers, pushing your panties to the side as he pushed himself all the way in, making you almost cry.

you covered your face, him cock warming you before he actually started to move because he wanted you to adjust to his size. he bent down to grab a vibrator from under the bed, him turning it on as he brought the toy up to your clit, making you scream.

"take your hands away from that pretty face, whore. feel good, hm?"

he chuckled watching you squirm under him. he started moving, making you clench around him. you didn't listen so he grabbed your hands by your wrists, pinning them above your head.

"when i tell you to do something, you fuckin' do it. got it?"

he slapped you with his free hand(with consent), causing you to whine. you nodded, tears rubbing down your cheeks, and Nick couldn't get enough. he grabbed the headboard, steading himself so he could pound deeper into your tight cunt.

he was letting out the deepest groans, him making you wetter by the minute. the two of you together sounded like pornstars, him calling you names, but you didn't care.

"fuck- fuck yes! oh baby, my fuckin' cock slut, yeah? fuck, you take it so good.."

he looked down to see your eyes closed, him using his free hand to bring down to your neck.

"open. your. fucking. eyes."

you hesitantly listened, looking up at him with puffy eyes. "please- please..." he stopped his thrusts for a moment, him wanting to hear what you had to say, but quickly fastened his pace once you started talking so he could make you an incoherent mess.

"what was that? couldn't hear you, princess."

"mmh!! let- lemme.."

"let you what baby?"

"let- m-me cum.."

"hm.."

he hummed, grabbing your legs and forcing them above your head, his thrusts getting messier in pace, him throwing his head back, groaning whenever you clench around him.

"NICK!! nick- ni-"

you moaned out before he filled your bruised cunt, him pushing himself deeper just to make sure it stayed inside.

"c-can i now?"

he looked down at you, eyes lazy as he smirked to himself.

"mm.. nah"

"what? but-"

"i ain't done, am i? you can cum when i fill every fucking hole on that slutty little body.. okay?"

you were about to cry, him pouting before he wiped them for you. he pulled out as your legs went limp, him sticking his fingers inside of your stretched cunt, keeping his seed from spilling out, leaning over you, kissing up your neck and leaving different sized marks on it.

"p-please, nick..."

he didn't respond, your hand on the back of his head, softly pulling at his hair. he let out a huff, him lowering his fingers back to your pussy, slapping it as you jumped at the touch. he shoved them back inside going slow before reaching his thumb up to toy with your clit, him moving abnormally fast, going side to side.

"shit- shit, shit..baby!"

you whined before you squirted all over the other, letting your body go limp, him lifting his head up, looking down at the mess you made all over his hands and the sheets, him smirking to himself before looking at you.

"fuckin' slut,"

he slapped your pussy a few more times just so he could hear the loud wet noises.

"i- i'm so sorry, sir.. i didn't mean to-"

he shrugged before he kissed you on the lips, then on the cheek. he didn't say anything, he wasn't really mad, he just wanted to see how long you could go without cumming.

"you did very good for me, hun. proud of you, pretty girl."

he moved your hair out of the way, just peppering your face with fast kisses. you started to cry a little because you thought he was angry at you, him getting a little worried now.

"what's goin' on?"

he asked, wiping your tears with his thumb. you shaking your head before laughing it off, "thought you were mad at me," you confessed, but he just kissed your forehead instead.

"can never be mad at you, sweetheart. cmon, let's take a bath, yeah? here-"

he got up before picking you up bridal style, bringing you to the bathroom. he sat you down on the toilet before starting the water and making sure it was a perfect temperature for you <333

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OH MY GOD THIS IS SO LONG😃 (i love him so much i had to)

THIS GOES OUT TO WHOEVER JS SENT THE BAD BOY DAVE REQ PLEASE SEND MORE OH MY GOODNESS.

AAA TY FOR TAGGING SYNN <3333

10 songs on shuffle 😴😴

1) lover, you should've come over - jeff buckley

2) paper bag - fiona apple

3) since i don't have you - gnr

4) all they wanted - panchiko

5) who loves the sun - the velvet underground

6) cherry waves - deftones

7) microphone fiend - ratm

8) killing in the name - ratm

9) im broke - limp bizkit

10) million dollar houses (the painter) - ptv

!!!! the genre differences 😭😭

this was so fun!! i tag @stevenssticks (im not sure if you did this already) and i don't have much people on here😭 if you already did tho, here's another!! @stickyunknownsubstance

tagged by @drk-et-al

10 songs 10 people

Rules: Put your music on shuffle and list the first ten songs that come up, then tag ten people.

ok well surprisingly enough there aren’t an insane amount of musical songs on here

Sonya Alone - Natasha, Pierre & the Great Comet of 1812

No Children - The Mountain Goats

Bones in the Ocean - The Longest Johns

Bright - Julie and the Phantoms Cast

SugarCrash! - ElyOtto

Natasha & Anatole - Natasha, Pierre & the Great Comet of 1812

Bring on the Monsters - The Lightning Thief Musical

overbehind - flor

The Homecoming Queen’s Got a Gun - Julie Brown

Dogsong - Toby Fox

tagging: @anonymousbathtub, @tadpal, @courtjesterart, @vhenad4hl, @longhairsokka, @ammoniteflesh, @cowboysmp3, @wildflowerwi1dfire, @kojottek, @junkoandthediamonds