KIRK HAS A GF AND A NEW BABY????? HOW FAR BEHIND AM I 😭😭 I THOUGHT HE WAS MARRIED WHAT THE HELL

THIS GOES OUT TO WHOEVER JS SENT THE BAD BOY DAVE REQ PLEASE SEND MORE OH MY GOODNESS.

am i the only one who sees the resemblance 🏃‍♀️

Maybee a smut about dave showing you how to grind and he could be like "atta girl", "so good sweetheart don't stop baby" and he'd be moving your hips until he cums in his pants <3 (reader would be innocent with !bad boy dave)

YEHEHEYEYRHDHJDO yes i will write this. alsooooo EVERYONE SEND IN BAD BOY DAVE RAAAHHHHHHHHHHHGGHHH!!;@,×>×9

just imagine Dave being so needy and stressed, driving in his car so he could bring you to dinner as a little date for your anniversary. this was the best he could do for tonight, and he wanted to make his baby happy.

his car kept making weird noises, barely moving everytime you drove up the driveway.

Dave kept hitting the dashboard, groaning when it didn't do anything, pulling over with his lights on, indicating that he wasn't going anywhere.

"What's wrong?"

you ask, not knowing shit about cars.

"Something with the engine probably,"

he groaned, sitting back in his chair.

"Does this mean we can't go out tonight?"

you kept asking all these questions, which only got Dave more mad.

"Babe! I- You- I don't fucking know, God!"

he yelled, hitting his steering wheel. he wasn't mad at you but he was definitely frustrated.

you stayed quiet, looking out the window before Dave brought a hand to your thigh, rubbing softly with his thumb.

"'M sorry... cmere,"

he pat his thigh, indicating for you to sit there.

you listened, getting your seat belt off and doing what he said. you whined once he felt his boner rubbing against your ass, Dave grabbing your hips and making you gring against him.

"Roll your hips like this-"

he huffed, leaning his head back as you obeyed, making him groan and grow harder.

"Like this?"

you asked, making sure you were doing it right.

"Yeah- Just like that, pretty. Go faster and don't stop,"

you nodded, forcing yourself to go faster, covering your mouth everytime you let out a noise.

"Fuck.. that's my girl.."

he furrowed his brows once you covered your mouth, him grabbing that hand and holding your wrist tight.

"You could ask all of these stupid questions and not keep your mouth closed, but you need to now? What? Don't want me to hear?"

you shook your head, biting the inside of your cheeks.

"Well too fucking bad. Make some noise for me, okay? Be a good girl and do what I say, baby."

you whined, shoving your face into Dave's chest, mouth tilted to his ear as you let out all of these noises, Dave helping you move faster since you slowed down a little bit.

"Right there, just like that- You're gonna make me cum, yknow that? Fuucckk.. you feel so good."

he kept the praises going, making sure he was getting you off too, though he was close to his release.

"Cmere,"

he grabbed your face, holding your cheeks in his hand as he attached his lips to yours, eyes closed as his hands wandered all around your body, feeling up your torso and to your boots and down your waist to your ass.

"Dave-"

you moaned, it just got him more solid, his lips going to your neck to suck hickey's on it.

"Feel good? Yeah, I know it does, sweetheart."

he gave a soft laugh, seeing how vulnerable you were.

"Go as fast as you can for me, yeah? Please- 'M so close.. don't stop, baby, just like that-"

a choked moan came out, holding you around your waist tight so your bodies would be closer.

he got louder when he came, his boxers soaked with his own fluids now, a cum stain forming on his jeans.

you went back to year seat, Dave kissing you again.

"Thank you so much, baby. Let's go make something inside, okay?"

you nodded, and gave a smile. him opening your door as he held your hand to lead you to the apartment <3

HE SAIS WHAT???? BE A WHAT AND WHAT YOUR WHAT?

Bad boy!Dave accidentally making his sensitive gf cry/feel bad and he tries to comfort her by kissing and cuddling (or sum else yk *wink wink*)

i actually love this req anon 🙊🙊

you two were watching a movie, some sex scenes and whatnot. but of course, Dave's gonna say something about the actress, making goo goo eyes at her and commenting on her body. you noticed and kept to yourself when he shifted around and groaned in his seat. him saying things like "damn, look at her" and "god- she's beautiful" when she looks nothing like you, different body shape and a blonde, of course.

you stopped watching the movie, kind of curling into a ball on the couch and moved away from his touch.

he looked over, seeing how you were acting. he was confused, putting his hand on your thigh.

"somethin' wrong, pretty?"

he asked, genuinely wanting to know what was bothering his baby.

"oh, you think im pretty? yeah, right..."

you mumbled the last part, already starting to get emotional over something that didn't need to be a big problem.

"what?? of course i think so-"

he shook his head, giving an eye roll.

he leaned in to kiss your cheek, though you pushed him away and wipes the kiss stain off of your skin. he was just heated now.

"what the fuck is up with you?!"

he yelled, making you burst into tears. he knew you were sensitive to yelling, hiding your face in your thighs. muttering the words "im sorry" over and over again.

of course he felt like shit for making his girl cry, trying to comfort you by rubbing your back and playing with your hair.

"don't be sorry- that was- my fault, i know, i know."

he sighed, kissing your head.

"cmon, let's go,"

he picked you up over his shoulder, bringing you to your shared room and sat you down on the mattress.

"tell me what's wrong, baby. please?"

he wiped your tears, seeing how red and puffy they were. he kissed your cheeks, trying to make you happier.

"you... you were-"

you sniffled, looking away from the other.

"saying things about her.. on tv,"

you mumbled softly, looking back at Dave.

"oh honey,"

he brought you into a hug, lifting you up to your feet and shoved your face into his chest, caressing the back of your head.

"you know it's just a celebrity crush-"

he tried, but you spoke up again.

"she looks nothing like me! it makes me think im not even your type.."

Dave pouted, you looked up and he started kissing your forehead.

"are you kidding? you're so gorgeous. a beautiful face, eyes, smile.... body."

he whispered that last part, making your face heat up a little bit.

"cmon- you're such a beautiful girl compared to any of those sluts on tv."

you started laughing, smiling, trying not to cry or let out happy tears from Dave's words of affirmation.

"see! look at that pretty smile."

he chuckled, kissing all over your face.

"and if you don't believe me..."

he eyed the bed behind you, giving a smirk.

"maybe i can fuck it outta you, hm? make you my person slut, how's that?"

he whispered in your ear, earning a gasp out of you when he rubbed his bulge against your thigh.

you just nodded quickly, getting away from Dave's tight hold, taking your shirt and shorts off.

he did the same, stripping to his boxers, you in your undergarments.

he kept eyeing you, running his hands up and down the sides of your torso.

"god- i love you so much."

he said, putting sloppy kisses up and down all over your body.

"all mine, yeah?"

"mmhm.."

you moaned out, him pushing you onto the bed, his head in between your legs, leaning down to put soft kisses against your clothed clit making your thighs contract around his head.

"Dave-"

he hooked his fingers under your underwear, pulling down before he ran his fingers through your slick folds.

"what? wanna taste you, sweetheart."

you leaned back into the pillows, relaxing your body as you tangled your hand in his curls.

he attached his mouth to your hole, nudging your clit with his nose. the friction made you squeal, which only made Dave more turned on.

he was too busy eating you out to try and pleasure himself, only grinding against the edge of the mattress when he could.

bringing his mouth up to your clit, sucking and licking harshly on it to get you to your release, making eye contact with you while he did.

you shoved his face down more, cumming all over his face before you almost screamed in pleasure.

he lifted his head up, mouth and chin smothered in your fluids, biting your lip from the sight.

"my turn now, princess."

he smacked your thigh, flipping you over on your knees, grabbing your hips and shoving himself inside of your cunt, groaning from how warm and tight it was.

"fuck! already wanna cum, baby."

he wrapped his arms around your stomach, bunny humping you, hitting hard and deep thrusts which made you moan, shoving your face deep inside of your pillow.

"ah, ah. let me hear those pretty little noises."

he demanded, slapping your ass and gripping onto your hips before you got louder.

"there you go. that's my girl-"

he groaned before letting out a whine, cumming inside and filling you up, not stopping with his thrusts, wanting to make sure you came around him again.

his seed dribbled out of your cunt down your thighs, cumming around his length and gripping the sheets.

"that felt good, hm? yeah?"

he chuckled, flipping you over on your back again as he got ontop of you, sucking hickeys onto your neck.

"so pretty... gonna make everyone know you belong to me."

you held his head in place, moaning everytime he bit down onto your sensitive skin.

"you're fucking mine. yknow that, baby?"

you nodded, letting out louder whines just to get Dave worked up.

"Good-"

he tackled you into a hug, cuddling you. he wrapped his arms around your waist, kissing your face.

"love you so much."

80s Dave??? I gotchu bro.

So it's either just before or after a show, Dave's got you laid out on a table, just pounding you to his hearts content. He has a hand over your mouth to keep you quiet, even sticking his fingers down your throat to gag you. All while forcing you keep your eyes on him, him slapping/spanking you everytime you break eye contact.

im actually deranged for forced eye contact<3

AHUUUJII?!?!*@&>@>×>@&@>[@*@,,@*@

when Dave starts his first show of the tour, he's running backstage to meet girls who are just really groupies to him and the band. and of course you were lucky enough to be one of them.

he's picking who he wants, scanning his selection extremely well before landing his pick on... you. how exciting, getting to fuck the front man of your favorite band.

he takes you by the waist, leading you to his own room backstage.

"what's your name, sweetheart?"

he says while pushing you on a small table, kissing up your neck.

"mh! (you say ur name idk),"

"oh yeah? that's a pretty name for a gorgeous girl."

he moves his puffy lips to yours, slipping his tongue in while he's touching all over your body, only slowly though, to see how needy you would get.

you grabbed his hands, moving over to your plush thigh, the other under your shirt and on your tit. he takes the hint, squeezing your top and sneaking his hand under your skirt.

"god, wanna use you so bad. yknow that, princess?"

he pulls away, mumbling against your neck.

"hurry up thennnn," you whined. "thought you would've fucked me the moment you saw me, mustaine-" you giggled.

"didn't wanna make you uncomfortable,"

he huffed, looking up at you with lustfilled eyes.

"but now that i know you're such a slut, maybe i'll fuck you like one."

he shrugged, getting naked before you followed his lead. you were wearing all black lace underneath, immediately catching Dave's attention.

"what?" you laugh.

"nothin, just look good."

he clearly had a bulge in his pants, it growing more as it ached.

"shit! fuck-"

he groaned, immediately flipping you over on your stomach on the table, ass in the air before ripping your panties apart like some crazy animal.

"needa be inside you-"

he groaned, pulling you up by your hips as he slapped your ass harshly before groping the skin.

"hurry.." you whined.

he groaned before shoving his fingers inside of you, already feeling how wet you were for him.

"my sluts all wet already, huh?"

he chuckled, slapping your pussy which made you jump. he pulled himself out before he lined up with your pussy, shoving it deep inside.

"fuck- feels so good.. so warm."

you were already tightening up around him, him slapping your ass again.

"i haven't even moved yet, sweetheart. it's so big, isn't it? yeah, i know baby. taking all of it like a good little whore."

the mixture of praise and degration made you feel some type of way, him starting to thrust inside of you now.

you were already being so loud, trying to grip onto the table for support.

"mmh! D-Dave!"

you whine out, him getting faster and more sloppy.

he kept letting out long groans, gripping onto your hips as he went faster, using you for his own pleasure. your moans got louder, of course it turned him on, but he didn't need everyone to know you were having the time of your life with him.

"fuck- be quiet, slut."

he grunted before shoving his palm over your mouth, putting his free hand on your back so you would arch for him.

"good girl. my personal slut, ain't ya? might take you on the road with me."

he chuckled, slapping your ass again as you had your head down, the mirror infront of you not having your face in the reflection anymore.

"did i say you could put your head down? fucking look at me."

he shoved hiss fingers inside your mouth, pulling you up by your hair to force you to look at yourself in the mirror.

"yeah.. just like that. so fuckin' gorgeous."

you couldn't get enough of him, legs shaking as you sucked around his big, calloused fingers.

the table sounded like it was about to break by how fast the other was going. of course he didn't care though.

you kept tightening around his length, muffled moans escaping your lips.

"oh fuck- gonna make me cum, baby.."

he brought a hand down to grip onto your ass, him getting faster and more rough just to reach his own orgasm.

he pulled his hand away from your mouth so he could toy with your clit, trying to make you cum first.

"D- Da--"

and just like that, you came. it was so fast, making him laugh a little.

"awh.. cumming from a few rubs?"

he teased, pulling out of you and forcing you on the floor.

"stick your tongue out,"

he groaned, jerking himself off infront of your face, soon enough showering your face in his seed.

"fuck... look at you, so messy."

he smiled sideways, wiping his cum off your cheek and shoving his thumb into your mouth.

"cmon, shows about to start."

he got his clothes on and helped you too, noticing you were wobbling a little bit.

"I'll make a bigger slut out of you after."

he smirked, fixing his hair as the two of you walked out like nothing happened.

hiyaa!!! send in some reqs about the birthday boy NOOOOWWWWUH

PH MY GOD?!?+(1[[

MEAN DAVE WITH A DEGRATION KINK MEAN DAVE WITH A DEGRATION KINK MEAN DAVE ..... him js using your body for his own pleasure, pulling at your hair n fucking u so hard n fast that your just going limp n screaming. i can imagine him shoving his fingers down your throat n saying smt like "shut up, fuckin slut. need the neighbors to hear you getting railed? your such a fucking whore." AND SPIT KINK OMLLMSKLWLN

SAGE OMG YESSSSSSS!!! dave would be so rough and mean with you!! like imagine he's fucking you from behind and he's got a grip on your hair, pulling your head back far enough to make eye contact with you. and then he spits in your open mouth. no warning. nothing. and when you don't swallow right away because it took you off guard, he yanks your hair harder and tells you to quit being a stupid slut and swallow it. i think sometimes he'd spit on you whether your mouth was open or not; your his, and he can do whatever he damn well pleases. and if he spits on you and you smile back? he's fucking into harder, calling you his personal fuck toy.

i need this man in a way that is concerning to feminism

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE send in new requests abt any of these 4!!! IM SO SURPRISED NOBODY HAS ASKED FOR STEVEN OR SLASH LIKE WAAAA 🏃‍♀️

I LOVE DILF DAVE SO MUCH OH MY GOD 🗣⁉️

imagine him getting you ready before you guys fuck and he's fingering you so slowly that your trying to grind on them until he pounds his fingers in and out, making you clench around him. he would just love seeing you like this and wanting to make you cum before he even really touches you. he'd find it so pathetic and tease you about it.

"Dave- Dave, baby!! stop.. 'm gonna cum!"

"really? already? fuckin' slut. getting off to me and my dicks not even inside of you yet? you're fuckin' pathetic, hun."

he'd growl before you squirm and squeal. he's just so full of pride that he's going faster and faster, hitting deep inside of your cunt.

you bite your lip from your orgasm, trying not to make noise before you cover Dave's hand in your fluid. he just groans, pulling out before wiping his fingers on your plush thigh.

"felt that good, huh?"

he laughed before seeing you nod frantically, looking at him with watery eyes.

"want somethin' else that'll feel better? yeah?"

he grabbed your cheek, caressing it before you started nodding again. "course you do, baby. open for me," he put his finger in your mouth to pry it open before pulling himself out and shoving his length down your throat. you already started gagging before he started fucking your mouth like a fleshlight.

he loved the sight and couldn't get enough of your eyes rolling back and slobbering all over his dick like a braindead slut. "mm- dave-" your words were muffled before he pulled out and rested his wet length on your cheek. he tipped his head to the side before putting his hair behind his ear, waiting for you to talk.

"please- please, put it in..."

you begged, a frown forming on your face now. he smirked before he slapped his length against your juicy, blood shot lips.

"dunno, does the slut deserve it?"

everytime he put it against your lips, saliva attached to the tip from your bottom lip. you already looked fucked out, which only made him hornier.

"yes! please- i do, sir.. I'll be so good. please use me, please daddy?"

the name caught him off guard before he shook his head and brought his cock down to your slick pussy, shoving himself inside, balls deep before he started thrusting harshly in and out.

your breath hitches everytime he went in, him cupping one of your tits along with your neck.

you were a moaning mess under Dave, choking on your saliva as your eyes rolled back.

"ah, ah ah. fucking look at me."

he groaned before trying your best to meet his eyes. he looked so lustful from above and you could care less. "sir- sir!" you choked out, biting your lip.

"what was that, princess?"

he squeezed harder around your neck, smirking to himself.

"i- i.."

you could barely get anything out before you clung onto his arm, him just staring at your pussy while his dick was thrusting in and out even faster now, clenching around him everytime he did.

"fuck!"

he hissed before his rhythm got messier, throwing his head back before he came inside of you. him still fucking you through his own orgasm.

"fuck- cum for me baby- please, fuck-"

it was overstimulating for himself as you kept clenching around his dick to make it harder for him. he let out deep grunts and soft whines, him trying to go faster just so you would get off. his seed splattering all over your thighs and stomach before you came.

"daddy! my god- i-im cumming!"

you threw your head back before he came a second time. you were so full, already, him making you his.

Dave pulled out before lifting your legs above your head and spreading your folds to see his seed seep out of you, only making his pride deepen.

"fuckin' cockslut.."