Every Day I Am Percieved™️

guns are for cowards

swing a sword at me like a Real Man

one thing to miss about porn on tumblr is how ridiculous people acted like. there was this one catfish on here who would steal other people’s dick pics and pretend they were all him. he’d post circumcised one day and uncut the next like… sir.

being on my period makes me feel like a wounded forest animal trying to find a warm dark small place to die

Thank you John Oliver for bringing this to my attention.

Boy the collective tumblr boyfriend has had a really go of it lately huh

I can barely contain myself right now

holy shit

HOLY SHIT

my autopsy results came back negative There was nothing in there

@agayfrog

I haven’t made a picrew chain in a while so link

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