I Can Barely Contain Myself Right Now

I can barely contain myself right now

holy shit

I Can Barely Contain Myself Right Now

HOLY SHIT

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8 months ago

she notch on my bedpost till i line on her song

2 years ago

not being out as trans at family gatherings is like being a secret agent tee hee im under cover as a girl so i don’t get hate crimed

2 years ago

You know what messes me up?

You Know What Messes Me Up?

This dinosaur skeleton is incomplete. But, it doesn't look that way to us, because the parts it's missing are parts we don't have.

You Know What Messes Me Up?

See how there are ribs on the bottom? Those are called gastralia. That's right, dinosaurs had ribs on their stomachs as well, and modern crocodiles and alligators still have them! (Also, notice that the ribs keep going to the hips instead of stopping above the waist. This is also true of modern birds, and why a bird can't have a concave stomach!)

You Know What Messes Me Up?

Next, notice that ring floating in the center of the eye socket? That's called a sclerotic ring! Fish, reptiles, birds--with the exception of mammals (and, oddly enough, crocodilians), pretty much all modern vertebrates still have them! It's literally an eyeball bone. Afaik we haven't found a T-rex specimen with any intact, but since we've found them in other dinosaurs, it's very likely they had them too.

So, keep that in mind next time you see a dinosaur skeleton.

6 years ago

Remember, you can disappear into the woods whenever you want. You’re an adult.

5 years ago

I made some ASMR ambient atmosphere mixes for your highly specific needs

1.) Haunted campout in a northern forest where strange beasts lurk in the distance and whispers of the unquiet dead keep you awake through the long dark night  2.) The Joker is probably getting ready to murder you horribly in an abandoned warehouse 3.) Killer Croc hunts you through the Gotham sewers, occasionally eating corpses  4.) Man has pleasant vanilla sex with a monster in cheap motel bed 5.) You’re the last gunslinger marching across a dreary wasteland after the world has moved on, pursuing the man in black across the desert while the machines of the old world still hum their death throes

2 years ago

being on my period makes me feel like a wounded forest animal trying to find a warm dark small place to die

Being On My Period Makes Me Feel Like A Wounded Forest Animal Trying To Find A Warm Dark Small Place
4 years ago

country spores take my corpse

i don't want to die bedside. put me in my garden and let the children i've raised from sprouts take me home.

4 years ago

You come into my bog, on my solar return, and don’t even bother to learn the local customs?

7 months ago

mighta just bombed an exam but at least my dad wants to drive to toronto with me to go see mcr even tho he doesn’t know anything really about them !


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4 years ago

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