Your Bed Is Probably As Happy To See You As You Are To See It. ‘here Comes The Warmth Slab’ It Thinks

Poseidon : ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves

Odysseus : *picks up the trident* Okay :)

Poseidon : wait no not like this

Settle a bet.

✶ If you'd like to help us you can donate -> here <- (via Buy Me a Coffee)

✶ OR you can commission me!

Here's the link to my Price List

✶ Even just reblogging will help us a lot! Thank you!!

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

VIKTOR!!! SO BEAUTIFUL

Lol just found McDonald's doordash on someone's doorstep #hunter #gatherer

People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.

judy hopps is a cop who leverages a strangers felony tax evasion to get him to put his life in danger and work around the clock so that she can keep her job

she then presumably helps him cover up his crime to get him a job on the same police force

happy PRIDE i’m here i’m queer and i believe the land should be given back to the proper indigenous stewards.

an acquaintance told me i had the subtle guardedness of someone who “learned social skills the hard way” and i’d honestly have much preferred they took out a gun and shot me