Lol Just Found McDonald's Doordash On Someone's Doorstep #hunter #gatherer

Poseidon : ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves

Odysseus : *picks up the trident* Okay :)

Poseidon : wait no not like this

It does feel like that sometimes

saw an absolutely hilarious animal crossing theory that i now 100% accept and it’s that in the animal crossing world, humans are going extinct, and so all the animals have locked you in an elaborate zoo enclosure and are trying to give you enrichment. and that’s why they give you infinite pointless tasks, hide money in trees and rocks, invented debt that doesnt matter etc. it’s why they always act so happy to see you even after you raze the entire island, relocate their houses twice, and always act so pleased about your choices no matter what. it’s all to keep their little endangered human healthy and enriched. and thinking of it this way has genuinely improved my experience of the game

hades, watching 600 shades chanting and uplifting their brother and king and captain and friend, helping him fight Poseidon : I was not aware they could do that.

thanatos: it's the power of friendship, my lord.

persephone, ignoring both of them, thoroughly entertained: FUCK HIM UP!!!

judy hopps is a cop who leverages a strangers felony tax evasion to get him to put his life in danger and work around the clock so that she can keep her job

she then presumably helps him cover up his crime to get him a job on the same police force

'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

partners

message to all bitches

please survive

first actual post here and its OUT OF SYNC

dies explodes

anyways heres leshycat sorta 👍🏽