BUT THEN IT’LL CORRUPT YOUR RECOMMENDATIONS TRUST ME ID KNOW

You’re bi at the very least

thoughts on fyodor “anemic rat man” dostoevsky

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HOLD ON!!! lemme take a look.

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DAMN

is he single.

(joke)

Stop acting like you didn’t, simp

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everybody sit down.

guys does kissing a man actually make me gay.

fr. real talk.

That Tanizaki won me over. You have my follow.

got a job interview had to do quick drawings for stress relief (gift under cut)

yeah bet you didn’t expect that huh

ALBATROSS LOOKS SO GOOFY IN THE BACKGROUND I LOVE HIM

“If anyone ever asks you that question again, just show ’em this picture.”

Oh absolutely, no doubt. He’s been the dad of the group since Dazai and Chuuya were 15.

So apparently during the Cannibalism arc during the fight against Junichiro, Hirotsu tells Tachihara to hold his fire.

But in the anime (at least in the dub idk about the sub) Hirotsu calls him by his first name, Michizou.

And in both the anime and the manga Tachihara looks terrified but that change makes it funnier to me.

I NEED TO SEE MORE I LOVE YOUR ART

Escape ❄

(reuploading some pieces from twt/insta, i suggest checking them out if you like my content :)

You’re delusional

ultra rare live footage of you a year ago in your shipping container at 4:36 am precisely

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this is scarily accurate. except for the drawing being weirdly romantic.

we are not romantic. i draw him to MOCK him because he's TINY AND STUPID

this did modest numbers on tiktok, i hope y’all like it too! here’s my…

✨dazai headcanons✨

but they’re all rlly specific & weird

(coming from a cosplayer who’s been in the fandom since 2016)

he has an astigmatism that went untreated for so long he’s now partially blind in his right eye. he needs glasses but hates his old pm pair and never wears them in public. he’s too lazy to get his prescription renewed/hates going to the doctor so they’re not even up to date for his vision

that’s why he’s a bad driver— he can’t fucking see

he drives/reads better if he closes one eye

mori forced him to get braces after he formally joined the port mafia. he had a lisp for the first few months and would blackmail ppl if he did it in front of them

he hid his bad vision for a long time, but mori eventually noticed and forced him to get glasses too. he fucking hated wearing them and “accidentally” kept breaking each new pair mori got

after that, mori got him contacts but he would lie and throw them out just to be defiant (totally not bc they squicked him out)

he originally started wearing his bandages because no one would touch him bc of his ability

he has awful tan lines bc of his bandages, his face and hands are tanner than the rest of his body, but since the sun can permeate light clothing/bandages he also has random splotchiness all over his body, especially his shoulders, arms, & back

in 15, dazai got so excited he was 5 cm taller than chuuya bc he was always the one being bullied for being short/malnourished before they met

at 16, chuuya grew slightly faster than dazai and started teasing him. dazai freaked out and started wearing lifts for a brief period of time. he was researching poisoning techniques to reduce growth right before he finally got his own growth spurt <3

he has chronic insomnia and is a scarily light sleeper. usually gets anywhere from 3-6 hours of sleep a night

he constantly has dark circles under his eyes as a result

whenever he shares a bed with chuuya, he’ll sleep twice as long as normal. at first, chuuya would get mad bc he was a huge brat to try and wake up, but now he lets dazai sleep in as long as he wants

his sense of taste is abysmal, which is why he likes really salty/spicy food. they’re the only flavors he can actually taste

he doesn’t decorate or furnish his ADA apartment because he’s scared that once he gets attached to the place, it’ll get taken away

he constantly beats himself up for not thinking to take odasaku’s coat with him. he bought his current one because it looked similar

he refuses to touch any of his pm salary, so it’s just kept accruing interest and is actually obscene at this point. he asked ango to “handle it” and cover banking stuff under the condition he gets to take out any expenses he wants. it irritates ango to no end that dazai won’t do anything with it

the day kunikida finds out about dazai’s pm bank account will be dazai’s final day on this earth

when he was 15 he was unironically into screamo bc “it screams for me when i can’t.” thought linkin park was super hardcore & his favorite song was “numb” (fucking loser)

he NEVER brushes his hair. like he doesn’t even own a fucking hairbrush or comb until chuuya has a conniption over it and starts keeping one at his apartment

whenever chuuya tries to brush his hair, it’s like trying to wrangle a feral cat. they’ve gotten in physical fights over it that always end with dazai pouting for the next hour while chuuya laughs at how flat his head looks without the rat’s nest

uses dollar store 9-in-1 shampoo/conditioner/bodywash/motor oil. it’s ocean breeze scented! :)

he’s had the same fake driver’s license since he was 15 and never bothered to get a real one

he actually has decent medical training from spending so much time as mori’s apprentice. about the same level as a battle medic would have. capable of stitching wounds & performing surgery, but not as good as yosano even without her ability

yosano has tried to reach out and bond with him about their shared pasts a few times, but he always comes up with an excuse to leave. she eventually gave up on asking

one time, he got badly wounded and had to be treated by yosano. she had to sedate him because her ability doesn’t work on him, and he called her mori the whole time. he doesn’t remember, but she never forgot and stopped trying to spend time with him

LMAO I have two goldfish, one of which I got at a fair 3 or 4 years ago- They’re big as all fuck and aren’t dead yet. They’re appetizer sized at this point.

I think Dazai doesn't know what personal space is💔

YE makes sense I just hope it all goes well!!

DUDE ITS SO WEIRD NOT GETTING NOTIFICATIONS EVERY FEW SECONDS FROM YOU 😭

ITS BECOME MY ROUTINE

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[[ HELP SORRY,,,

most of my stuff is about chuuya and me and partner(????) are in a confusing spot so i don’t really know how to deal . with that.

and yesterday was REALLY confusing and i was locking in but i’m gonna go back to talking today,,,? i’m just not going to mention chuuya until i get clarification,,, do you see my vision,,, ]]