How Mean Of Him!!

when you reblog a post because you think a specific mutual would enjoy it and then they reblog it from you

NO THEYRE TOO TINY ILL TAKE TINY CHUUYA JUST DONT KILL HIM

They're friens <3. :3

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i shant allow it. BUNNYZAI KILL THIS GUY!!!!

Concept: I like the idea of Dr Wollstonecraft and Chuuya being close.

Chuuya: Hey, Doc Stone! Im back, where do you want the shopping?

Dr Wollstonecraft: Oh just leave it out there. Thank you dear I meant to go and get it done but it’s all been a bit hectic around here.

Chuuya: Europole still giving you shit for the upgrades being late?

Dr Wollstonecraft: Even when I keep telling them it’s experimental and will take time to figure out. Never mind develop but it’s all in one ear and out the other.

Chuuya: Tch maybe they should do it themselves if it’s that easy.

Dr Wollstonecraft: Agreed. Though it’s funny you mention that because Percy said something along lines too.

Chuuya, grins: Oh Percy did, did he?

Dr Wollstonecraft: What are you giggling about?

Chuuya: Nothing I just think it’s very sweet of Percy to stand up for you like that. Like some kind of knight in shining armour.

Dr Wollstonecraft: Percy Shelly does not fancy me I can assure you of that.

Chuuya, smug: I never said it was Percy Shelly.

Dr Wollstonecraft: Cheeky. Go on scram, go grab a plate and I’ll get us some dinner on.

hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset

the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years

taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult

at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)

'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65

it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age

it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.

you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, be fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.

young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!

there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big

Yosano absolutely WOULD hunt people for sport- She’s terrifying!

I love how Dazai’s role in the whole go after the fingernail guy thing was just to narrate what everyone else was doing.

Oh Ranpo found you guys in 5 seconds. Atsushi and Junichiro took out of all your back up. Kenji over here just destroyed your door and Yosano’s going to hunt you down for sport.

Like Dazai didn’t do shit but he showed up anyway just so he could happily talk about how proud he is of everyone else’s contributions.

LMAO I have two goldfish, one of which I got at a fair 3 or 4 years ago- They’re big as all fuck and aren’t dead yet. They’re appetizer sized at this point.

I think Dazai doesn't know what personal space is💔

This made my dayyyy 🥹

Do Dazai hugging Chuuya!

One of those days

1. The Tactical Ceiling Advantage

Chuuya doesn’t just stand on the ceiling—he weaponises it. Mid-fight, he’ll dodge an attack by casually flipping upwards, forcing his opponent to scramble just to track him. It’s almost unfair. No one ever looks up when fighting indoors, and he uses that to his full advantage. Dazai, of course, makes it a point to always look up. It’s saved his life more than once.

2. The Mafia Has Given Up

At this point, Mori doesn’t even question it. Kouyou doesn’t even look when she scolds him to get down. The Black Lizard has stopped reacting entirely. Higuchi still flinches. Tachihara once made the mistake of standing under him—Chuuya dropped down and nearly gave him a heart attack.

3. It’s Not Just for Battle

Chuuya claims he only does it for practicality, but the truth? It’s a habit. When he’s thinking, he sometimes finds himself pacing along the ceiling like it’s the floor. When he’s drinking, he’ll kick back upside down like it’s the most normal thing in the world. One time, he fell asleep up there and woke up to find Dazai had stacked chairs trying to reach him.

No, you don’t. You’re not sane bestie.

ultra rare live footage of you a year ago in your shipping container at 4:36 am precisely

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this is scarily accurate. except for the drawing being weirdly romantic.

we are not romantic. i draw him to MOCK him because he's TINY AND STUPID

OBSESSED with Dabi having insomnia until his partner starts sleeping in the same bed and then suddenly??? He can sleep fine??? Save for some nightmares of course, he actually sleeps when he feels safe???