Stingrays Will Forever Hold A Place In My Heart, Same With Moon Jellies

there are many unexpected hierarchies to being a marine biologist

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👏 before 👏 you 👏 srimps 👏 flimp 👏 geep

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👏 shrimps 👏 are 👏 made 👏 of 👏 shrimp

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

It's always gonna crack me up that Laois, the most violently neurodivergent man I've ever seen, is The Chosen One™️ prophesied to slay the mad mage and rule over the kingdom.

All hail king 'tism, may his reign be long and prosperous!

emotions: ever present and never perceivable. like burning fires of nothingness and entirety. they consume your soul for better or for worse. its your choice to feed it and let it spread, but never snuff it out.

just made the most beautiful thing i've ever seen

they are swimming around ur blog

had a dream that there was this new tiktok trend called "scrubbing" where people would take images of fictional characters and put them in images of bathtubs and drag around transparent pngs of soap and brushes with their tiktok art tablets and like liquify tool their hair down to mimic giving them a shower. and people would get into flamewars in the comments of every single video over the types of soap they picked and if the images had decently removed backgrounds and if they got soap in their eyes. and it got onto the news because it turned out everyone doing the trend was doing it compulsively like they physically couldn't stop and each video was a solid few minutes long because they were just collectively obsessively recording themselves fake-showering these fictional characters and arguing about it online

Get gregged idiot