Get Gregged Idiot

last night i dreamt i was gifted a burlap sack containing with all the varietys of sting rays in the world. for some reason i decided to enjoy these sting rays by taking each one of them out while lying in bed. i would hold each one up to my face to look into their eyes. when i held the final one its eyes opened and they were huge and catlike and it started biting my hand and then i realized i forgot to put the second to last one down and it started biting my other hand. finally i shook them off and ran to my computer to google "stingray bites poisonous" and the results were just the words "its fine" really big letters

Fish #84,698 (Gump the Atlantic Goliath Grouper) has been arrested for tax evasion. He is yet to fully understand why money matters in the grand scheme of things.

ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever

sumeru text posts part infinity

Art by ichigoame

there are many unexpected hierarchies to being a marine biologist

It's always gonna crack me up that Laois, the most violently neurodivergent man I've ever seen, is The Chosen One™️ prophesied to slay the mad mage and rule over the kingdom.

All hail king 'tism, may his reign be long and prosperous!

that horse drawing meme but its falin

Mechanical snencils