June 1969 // Landscape // Pacific Northwest

To the guy who thought my croquet mallet was a sledgehammer and then a cricket bat, I love you, you're dumb, but I love you.

my experience as a canadian whenever i'm not in canada is always advocating for the widespread adoption of poutine into people's diets

No,

THESE SHITS

They're probably not at no frills but it's too late for that now

what’s ur favorite flavour of oreo

The off brand ones you get at like No Frills

the city where we live doesn't allow public barbecues so my brother fucking welded a grill to a handcart and now hosts "chill and grill sessions" where he sends all his friends his live location so they can hunt him down on their bikes with sausages in their backpacks while he carts it around evading the police like some sort of barbecue vigilante, grilling on the run. i have never been prouder of him

Underground industrial electronic goth band about to drop the clingiest clangiest beep boop track in the gamma quadrant

i am going to tell you guys something and it's going to sound made up but i need you to believe me just this once

are you guys ready

Like to charge reblog to cast