To The Guy Who Thought My Croquet Mallet Was A Sledgehammer And Then A Cricket Bat, I Love You, You're

My least favorite part of learning guitar is that I already know how to read sheet music but all of the song guides for guitar are written in tabs which makes me want to gouge my eyes out.

location: moss oasis, endless barren waste

known for: moisture, spores, mite farming

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”

Garden claws! Very useful both for digging and for Black Panther impressions!

the gender my parents know about and my much cooler gender my online friends know about

Voting for Democrats is the "leaving the house, getting some exercise, and drinking more water is good for your mental health" of societal change. Everyone keeps telling you to do it, worst of all your mom keeps telling you to do it, and it's not a magical cure-all, but it actually works and rotting in your room shitposting does not help in either scenario.

Every update Google makes to their UI system makes me want to kick the lead designer in the teeth. He deserves it.

I wonder what Mae got up to this Harfest 🎃🍂

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