Minty Toothpaste On My Freshly Shaved Clit😩 Who Needs A Mint? ;)

gonna go to The Woodlands Mall on Wednesday, manifesting to fuck or suck a complete stranger 😂🤭🙈 gonna be pantie free

whats an easy beginner toilet task for someone who's never touched a toilet like that before?

First off, congratulations on wanting to take that first step towards being a dirty lover of toilets!

If it's daunting, then start slow. Just kneel and edge in front of it. Once you feel more confident, start sliding your hands across it, like touching a lover. Flip up the lid and rest your head on the seat as you keep edging. Work towards gathering enough courage that you dare to give it a little kiss.

The next step is to start grinding against it, because why should you use your hands when it's there? Grind against the seat, or straddle the base of it and hump it as you're laying on the floor.

So, in summary, just like with any intimate partner, work your way up with intimate touching and then get more and more intense. See if you'll get so lost in the moment that you forget it's a toilet you're making love to 😉

Best of luck to you!

70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?

02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?

03: Do you regret anything?

04: Are you insecure?

05: What is your relationship status?

06: How do you want to die?

07: What did you last eat?

08: Played any sports?

09: Do you bite your nails?

10: When was your last physical fight?

11: Do you like someone?

12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?

13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?

14: Do you miss someone?

15: Have any pets?

16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?

17: Ever made out in the bathroom?

18: Are you scared of spiders?

19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?

20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?

21: What are your plans for this weekend?

22: Do you want to have kids? How many?

23: Do you have piercings? How many?

24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?

25: Do you miss anyone from your past?

26: What are you craving right now?

27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?

28: Have you ever been cheated on?

29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?

30: What’s irritating you right now?

31: Does somebody love you?

32: What is your favourite color?

33: Do you have trust issues?

34: Who/what was your last dream about?

35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?

36: Do you give out second chances too easily?

37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?

38: Is this year the best year of your life?

39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?

40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?

51: Favourite food?

52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?

53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?

54: Is cheating ever okay?

55: Are you mean?

56: How many people have you fist fought?

57: Do you believe in true love?

58: Favourite weather?

59: Do you like the snow?

60: Do you wanna get married?

61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?

62: What makes you happy?

63: Would you change your name?

64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?

65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?

67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?

68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

69: Do you believe in soulmates?

70: Is there anyone you would die for?

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1. What have you eaten today? 2. Who was your last kiss with? Was it pleasant? 3. What color shoes did you last wear? 4. Who has made you laugh the hardest in the last week? 5. What is your favorite scent? 6. What is your favorite season? Why? 7. Can you do a handstand or cartwheel? 8. What color are your nails? 9. If you had to get a tattoo on your face to save your life, what would it be? 10. What is something you find romantic? 11. Are you happy? 12. Is there anything in particular making you happy or sad? 13. Dogs or Cats? 15. Which do you prefer:a museum, a night club, the forest or a library? 15. What is your style? 16. If you could be doing anything you like right now, what would it be? 17. Are you in a relationship or single? 18. What makes you attracted to the person you like right now? 19. If you could replace your partner/best friend with a celebrity of your choice, would you? Who with? 20. Are you holding on to something you need to let go of? If so then what? 21. How did you celebrate last Halloween? 22. Have you recently made any big decisions? 23. Were you ever in a school play? 24. What movie would you use to describe your life? 25. Is there something you have dreamed of doing for a long time? Why haven’t you done it? 26. Complete this sentence, “I wish I had someone with whom I could share…” 27. What are two things that irritate you about the same sex? 28. What are two things that irritate you about the opposite sex? 29. What is the best thing that has happened to you this week? 30. What is something that makes you sad when you think about it? 31. How long was your longest relationship? 32. Have you ever been in love? 33. Are you currently in love? 34. Why did your last relationship end? 35. What jewelry are you wearing right now, and where did you get it? 36. When was the last time you cried and why? 37. Name someone pretty. 38. What did you receive last Valentines Day? 39. Do you get jealous easily? 40. Have you ever been cheated on? 41. Do you trust your partner/best friend? 42. Ever had detention? 43. Would you rather live in the countryside or the city? 44. What do people call you? 45. What was the last book you read? 46. How big of a nerd/dork are you? 47. What kind of music do you listen to? 48. How tall are you? 49. Do you like kids? 50. Favorite fruits? 51. Do you wear jeans or sweats more? 52. What’s your earliest memory? 53. Ever had a poem or song written about you or to you? 54. Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? 55. Do you have a collection of anything? 56. Do you save money or spend it? 57. What would your dream house be like? 58. What top 5 things make you the angriest? 59. What top 5 things always brings a smile to your face? 60. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do? 61. 72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid? 62. Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart. 63. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? 64. Do you like the beach? 65. Ever sleep on the couch or a bed with someone special? 66. Do you have a middle name? If so what is it! 67. Do you talk to yourself? 68. Describe your hair. 69. What is the meaning of life. 70. What is your ideal partner like? 71. Do you want to get married? 72. Do you want to have kids? 73. Like or dislike your family? 74. Are you Chunky or Slim? 75. Would you consider yourself smart? 76. What would you change about your life? 77. Religious or Not? 78. You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with? 79. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem? 80. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you? 81. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now? 82. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in? 83. Do you like when people play with your hair? 84. Do you like bubble baths? 85. Have you ever been pulled over by a cop? 86. Have you ever danced in the rain? 87. Do you trust anyone with your life? 88. What was your first thought when you woke up this morning? 89. If money wasn’t an issue, what top 10 places would you travel to? (You get to stay at each place for a week) 90. How was your day today? 91. Play an instrument? 92. Describe the what you think of the ocean. 93. Do you believe in aliens or ghosts? 94. Honestly, are things how you wanted them to be? 95. Do you have a mean bitchy scary side? 96. When are you vulnerable? 97. How much free time do you have? 98. Do you like to go hiking? 99. Odd or Even Numbers? 100. Would you ever go sky diving, bungee jumping , cliff diving, wing suit gliding, parasailing, snorkeling, or other extreme activities?

I saw somebody making fun of this on twitter and I want it so bad, I am not joking.

What does it feel like to put toothpaste and hot sauce on your cunt

it hurts sooo bad😣 mint toothpaste makes my clit feeling so numb and itchy and that was kinda nice! but the hot sauce has my whole cunt burning, I could barely close my legs😩

it hurts a lot but it feels really good, my clit fresh and itchy while the cunt and labia are burning hot and hurtful🤤

I think I'll do it again and again cause it felt so abused and painful💖

threesome where you're not allowed to talk, just 2 guys doing whatever they want to you. and you just have to lie there and take it, be manhandled, and bossed around.

and all the while they're conversing about how good your holes feel like you're not even there, and what a good girl you are just shutting up and taking their cocks.