I Just Want Someone To Force Weird Objects Into My Holes And Laugh At Me

Niall in the ‘Who We Are’ Official Autobiography

A little public exposure game

Due to a few requests, here's a simple little exposure game. Combine an act, a place, then add an optional bonus for a score.

Disclaimer: I do not condone you actively exposing yourself to a non consenting stranger. Do this at your own discretion and try not to get caught

Places

In front of a window at home - 1 pts

Outside, in your garden - 2 pts

On your balcony - 2 pts

In a public toilet stall - 3 pts

Outside in the woods 4 pts

In a park - 5 pts

In an alleyway 6 pts

In a public toilet, outside of the stall - 8 pts

By the street - 9 pts

In front of more than one consenting person - 10 pts

Acts

Squeeze your breasts - 1 pts

Flash your breasts 2 pts

Go topless 4 pts

Flash your pussy 6 pts

Go bottomless 8 pts

Get fully nude 10 pts

Bend over and spread your holes - 11 pts

masturbate 13 pts

masturbate to an orgasm 15 pts

Bonuses

wear something see-through - 2 pts

wear a buttplug - 3 pts

slutty/degrading bodywriting 5 pts

nipple clamps - 5 pts

The scoring might have to be readjusted. But right now the highest possible score is 40

I would say anything over 10 is slutty, so aim for that.

15-20 would be very slutty

20-40 is shameless exhibitionist territory

Let's see how well you'll do. Good luck and please share how it went, if you dare.

what kind of stuff do you recommend for clit torture? I know about icy hot and tiger balm and toothpaste, but I'm wondering if there's anything else?

Rubber bands are fun. You can tie one around your clit and watch it turn purple. Or snap it on it.

I've used chili oil, and that's fun too.

A tiny surgical needle(s) through the clit/-hood would sure be torturous.

A string around it with weights to pull it sounds fun.

Clothespins are a classic, not too painful but can be added to the lips too.

An electric fly swatter giving tiny shocks on a clit would make you make cute sounds 💕

💖Add any of your faves in the comments below 💖

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ps i can’t find the original poster of the Louis recording cause the adorable little thing changed his url or something but chyeahhh the Harry one is from xharrystagram.tumblr.com

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