Niall In The ‘Who We Are’ Official Autobiography

Almost every night, I let my dog eat me out. It's almost ruined having anyone else eat my pussy since her tongue gets so deep and the more wet I get, the faster she licks. She's made me squirt so many times and I always have to grab a towel to sit on just in case.. I'd love nothing more than to get knotted one day, too. 25F.

70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?

02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?

03: Do you regret anything?

04: Are you insecure?

05: What is your relationship status?

06: How do you want to die?

07: What did you last eat?

08: Played any sports?

09: Do you bite your nails?

10: When was your last physical fight?

11: Do you like someone?

12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?

13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?

14: Do you miss someone?

15: Have any pets?

16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?

17: Ever made out in the bathroom?

18: Are you scared of spiders?

19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?

20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?

21: What are your plans for this weekend?

22: Do you want to have kids? How many?

23: Do you have piercings? How many?

24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?

25: Do you miss anyone from your past?

26: What are you craving right now?

27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?

28: Have you ever been cheated on?

29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?

30: What’s irritating you right now?

31: Does somebody love you?

32: What is your favourite color?

33: Do you have trust issues?

34: Who/what was your last dream about?

35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?

36: Do you give out second chances too easily?

37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?

38: Is this year the best year of your life?

39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?

40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?

51: Favourite food?

52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?

53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?

54: Is cheating ever okay?

55: Are you mean?

56: How many people have you fist fought?

57: Do you believe in true love?

58: Favourite weather?

59: Do you like the snow?

60: Do you wanna get married?

61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?

62: What makes you happy?

63: Would you change your name?

64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?

65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?

67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?

68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

69: Do you believe in soulmates?

70: Is there anyone you would die for?

Here's a fun thought:

Make her watch while you roofie her drink and then force her to drink it while you tell her what you're going to do to her unconscious body

whats an easy beginner toilet task for someone who's never touched a toilet like that before?

First off, congratulations on wanting to take that first step towards being a dirty lover of toilets!

If it's daunting, then start slow. Just kneel and edge in front of it. Once you feel more confident, start sliding your hands across it, like touching a lover. Flip up the lid and rest your head on the seat as you keep edging. Work towards gathering enough courage that you dare to give it a little kiss.

The next step is to start grinding against it, because why should you use your hands when it's there? Grind against the seat, or straddle the base of it and hump it as you're laying on the floor.

So, in summary, just like with any intimate partner, work your way up with intimate touching and then get more and more intense. See if you'll get so lost in the moment that you forget it's a toilet you're making love to 😉

Best of luck to you!

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