Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person Iโm jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear girlfriend,
Dear boyfriend,
hi mommy!! ๐๐๐ iโm 19f and share an apartment with someone. heโs going away for a couple days and i was wondering if you had any tasks you give me for while heโs gone? it can be as intense/nasty/public/etc. as you want - iโll do anything you ask me to xx
Hi babe! ๐ธ๐
Here's a nasty one for you โจ
- Fill up your cunt with cooked spaghetti and keep it in as you go for a walk. Find a place to fish out and eat a couple of noodles every five minutes ๐
I saw somebody making fun of this on twitter and I want it so bad, I am not joking.
Fun facts about your sign here
On my bucket list is to give a really good blow job to a guy, the morning of his wedding, so he's all calm and relaxed. Maybe the best man or brother sets it up. It's not cheating, it's like cumming in a sock..a really good sock.
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minty toothpaste on my freshly shaved clit๐ฉ who needs a mint? ;)
When she gets heart eyes from face slaps