The worlds calmest, most melodic crazy bitch anthem, of all time.
Reblog if it’s okay for anons to objectify you
Niall in the ‘Who We Are’ Official Autobiography
Due to a few requests, here's a simple little exposure game. Combine an act, a place, then add an optional bonus for a score.
Disclaimer: I do not condone you actively exposing yourself to a non consenting stranger. Do this at your own discretion and try not to get caught
In front of a window at home - 1 pts
Outside, in your garden - 2 pts
On your balcony - 2 pts
In a public toilet stall - 3 pts
Outside in the woods 4 pts
In a park - 5 pts
In an alleyway 6 pts
In a public toilet, outside of the stall - 8 pts
By the street - 9 pts
In front of more than one consenting person - 10 pts
Squeeze your breasts - 1 pts
Flash your breasts 2 pts
Go topless 4 pts
Flash your pussy 6 pts
Go bottomless 8 pts
Get fully nude 10 pts
Bend over and spread your holes - 11 pts
masturbate 13 pts
masturbate to an orgasm 15 pts
wear something see-through - 2 pts
wear a buttplug - 3 pts
slutty/degrading bodywriting 5 pts
nipple clamps - 5 pts
The scoring might have to be readjusted. But right now the highest possible score is 40
I would say anything over 10 is slutty, so aim for that.
15-20 would be very slutty
20-40 is shameless exhibitionist territory
Let's see how well you'll do. Good luck and please share how it went, if you dare.
Betty Blue (1986), dir. Jean-Jacques Beineix
Pee ideas:
- Pee into a stuffed animal or pillow you don't want
- Pee into your dirty laundry bin
- Pee into a trash bag
- Pee on leather/pleather furniture
- Pee in cups, bowls, and bottles
- Pee in the sink
- Pee in the trash can
- Pee on your floor
- Pee into a training potty
- Pee into pads and diapers
- Always pee in your shower/tub, duh
- Pee in your washing machine
- Pee in a bucket
- Pee into some towels
- Pee on a puppy training pad
- Pee outside.. Everywhere
If you're feeling really naughty..
- Pee on your carpet
- Pee on some public stairs
- Pee in a dressing room
- Pee in a hotel
- Pee in your bed
- Pee while sitting on a bench
- Pee while on a swing
- Pee in a parking garage
- Pee out a window
- Pee off a balcony
Most importantly - pee in someone's mouth :)
Whatever you're peeing in or on, don't forget to miss and make a mess.. Just a little.. Just release and enjoy, honey ❤️
There is nothing sexier than a bad boy with a soft spot for you