Shit Day Woke Up At 5 Something And Was Told Take A Shower And Drive To Have Breakfast With My Folks

I was truly ahead of my time when my dad had me pirating movies at nine :]

Come on little gay men make me happy

Having fights with my parents the day before mother's day seems on brand ❤️

How do you even make brushes on Ibis paint?

Y'all know google canvas? Idk why but I'm finding it impossible to create an ibis paint brush that looks like the pencil tool in google canvas. (Love google canvas for sketching but don't have a touchscreen Chromebook anymore, rip high school)

I'd ask for help, but I'm aware I don't have the following for anyone to really see this, so I'm just sharing my struggle to perhaps entertain the few who do. I'll make a brush that's close enough, eventually.

Friendly reminder that shippers will ship anything, for example:

I went to Dolly Parton's Stampede in Branson and there was the M.C. guy and this guy called Skeeter....

hey you know what would be really funny? if after Jason dug himself out of his grave and stumbled into the street, Bruce hit him with the Batmobile

Matpat leave YouTube is killing me

It made me realize that I'm growing up and so many damn YouTubers, that I love and had raised me more than my own parents, are leaving and that they'll never know how much I loved them.

Maybe one day they will all know how they positively impacted me and my friends

Wtf is this? Why does this automatically get made?

Why was he the first thought to enter my head, I hate this app sometimes

Oh no, you must've misheard me. I never said morally GRAY, I said morally GAY. As in he takes a certain homosexual approach to dealing with ethical dilemmas. Also he's killed 200 people