Having fights with my parents the day before mother's day seems on brand ❤️
Gonna crash out cuz I fucked up my macarons
Do it coward
lowkey… kinda ship danny with jason lmao
almost tempted to do it but i think I’d receive death threats if I did 😂
hey you know what would be really funny? if after Jason dug himself out of his grave and stumbled into the street, Bruce hit him with the Batmobile
#Dick can Cook in canon #he lived with people that would teach him to cook before bruce
Alfred's out for the day and the batfam pack their own lunches
Dick: Bruce's leftovers
Jason: an entire pot roast
Tim: a venti espresso and last week's pizza crust
Damian: "Mother, I require sustenance"
Duke: the most average ham sandwich
Cullen: Doritos and Mountain Dew
Stephanie: if you think it's waffles you're absolutely right
Cassandra: the souls of the innocent a bagel nooo two bagels
Barbara: three different thermoses of soup
Harper: ramen trail mix
Carrie: loose pocket Skittles
Kate: grabs takeout on her break
Alfred: afternoon tea with his old spy friends
Selina: wedding food tasting with Harley and Ivy
Bruce: Uber Eats because someone took his leftovers
Realized I only post after fights with my parents lmao
Blame my father for making me into the biggest hater this town has ever seen
I need some soul crushing hurt/no comfort fanfiction rn
I need something so devastatingly bad that I cry for an hour afterwards
They really supermegahelled my boy Derek huh…
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