And Maverick's hands are always warm af
They call him Iceman because his hands are always cold as shit
The wand be like : lemme knock some sense into you boi
Draco: “I hate Potter!”
Draco’s wand: “Actually Potter is your soulmate.”
reblog if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions
Wished they'd give each other this call😭💔
CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR (2016) // AVENGERS: ENDGAME (2019)
just a reminder of how Sam and Bucky first met
LMFAO
Maverick: It's not gay if I wanna date Ice...like as bros right?
Goose: I'm not an expert, but that does sound kind of gay
Hollywood: *Eating chips* I'm an expert, thar's gay
🗣️ : What's your type ?
Me : Natashas.
: My reaction fr everytime I see them
Bradley (13 years): Would you help me make a prank on Uncle Mav and Ice?
Slider: What the hell baby Goose??
Bradley: Sorry, my bad.
Bradley: *Whispering* Would you help me make a prank on Uncle Mav and Ice?
Slider: *Whispering* Of course dude, what do you need?
In my shitty au that exists only in my mind Billy has spent so much time in the Upside Down that he's become completely unhinged. He will rip the heads off of demodogs and eat the bats. By the time they pull his ass out he has no idea what social norms are anymore. He eats as if starved. He runs like his life depends on it. He won't stop touching his gaping flesh chest wound and it freaks everyone out. He kisses Steve in public. He hunts people for sport-
Goose: So when you two fight, he makes you sleep on the couch?
Maverick: No, it's even worse
Maverick: He sleeps on the couch. So on top of being alone, I'm left feeling guilty that he has to sleep on the couch because of me and I'm up all night thinking about my actions
Wolfman: Oh shit, I have to make sure Wood never learns this
*Meanwhile*
Iceman: I slept like a baby
Slider: *Nodding* I see
Hollywood: Taking notes
😫😫😫my heart
Steve breaking Tony's heart, and Tony giving him the last piece
I write stuffs about ships I'm obssessed with🤷♀️sh4rming on AO3Enemies/Rivals to Lovers = my roman empire
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