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Top Gun - Incorrect Quote 110

Goose: Hi...

Slider: ...

Gosse: Okay, Sli I have to ask. Did you hear Ice and Mav last night?

Slider: YES ...

Goose: ...

Slider: That pip squeak sure can scream

Goose: *Slaps Slider* SHUT THE FUCK UP!

reblog if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions

The Flyboys and their pets

Maverick

has the most hyper mystery mix dog you've ever seen. literally running circles around everyone all the time. mav takes him to the jet runway just so he can finally power himself out.

Iceman

got a german shepherd to look all official and respectable ... unfortunately his dog is the biggest couch potato known to man and would rather nap all day

Slider

has a super spoiled kitty cat that likes no one but him. definitely talks to her in a baby voice and refers to her as his daughter to everyone who asks. a million pictures on his phone of his favorite little diva (ice is his second). probably names her something worthy of a lady, like petunia, constance etc.

Goose

bradley. that's enough (carole probably has ducks or chickens)

Hollywood

none, he likes horses but doesn't really have the space for them

Wolfman

has a tiny yellow canary that follows him around everywhere and loves sitting on the brim of his cowboy hat. probably interrupts the other flyboys all the time by chirping loudly, making wolf laugh and be like "see, even Tweety is tired of your yapping"

Chipper

is allergic to most animal hair, so his parents got him a tortoise when he was a kid. she's still alive and probably will outlive all of them.

Sundown

has the most beautiful beagle lady, spoils her absolutely rotten - millions of toys, leashes, collars etc. and of course a huge soft dog bed right next to his

Merlin

doesn't have any pets but LOVES petsitting for the others

honorable mention: Cougar

hamster. no one makes him happier than this little guy. built him a huge enclosure his wife can only shake her head over ...

I can't that is amazing ✋😭🤣

Hangster but put them on The Bachelor

Heyho guys :^ Drarry fic just released🙌 Hope you'll somehow enjoy🥸

HANDS OF GLASSES

Summary :

- Does it hurts ?

- Not really... Be careful! If you give them a blow, other cuts can re-open or even form! Potter what are you doing?

Delicately, gently, the man with the emerald eyes kissed the cold and livid hands of the one with the metallic gray eyes.

- They are as fragile as glass... Aren't they?

Are u fr writing an Icemav fic???

Ofcc!!

I love it sm 😲

《Time-out》1-8

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Another IceMav snippet!

“Sleep prints, you say?” he says in nothing more than a whisper. Maverick barely catches the murmur, watching Iceman’s lips move as he speaks. Iceman’s hand slots against his face, holding Maverick’s chin between his thumb and index, the rest of his fingers grazing his neck. Iceman’s thumb rubs his cheek in slow, circling motions, and Maverick momentarily forgets how to breathe. Iceman’s gaze is intense, and this whole ordeal should feel awkward, but Maverick can’t find it in himself to tear his eyes off Iceman. Iceman leans closer still, faces mere inches away from each other. If Maverick focuses on it hard enough, he can pretend that he’s not breathing in the same air as Iceman. He can pretend that he isn’t taking in the smell of Iceman’s cologne, or that he doesn’t feel the texture of Iceman’s hands against his cheeks, rough from too many hours in the cockpit yet warm and pleasant against his skin. “I don’t see any.”

Fic coming soon I promise (it's almost fully written fr)

The wand be like : lemme knock some sense into you boi

Draco: “I hate Potter!”

Draco’s wand: “Actually Potter is your soulmate.”

I need to read that 😂😂

Fic idea: The dagger squad play hear me out came game and they all start putting mav as their hear me out especially hangman and rooster realises his friends think his godfather is hot 😂.