My Hobbies Include Knowing And Being Right

The Devil is making his millennial visit to earth. Every thousand years, he comes to earth for one year to wreak havoc. One day, you are walking into town when you suddenly bump into the Devil. He looks at you, and suddenly drops to his knees. “Please,” he says, “I’ll give you anything you want. Just, just spare me this one time.”

do I feel bad for the trauma and stress that bb Marinette is going to go through because it'll be so bad and relatable? yes.

am I also kinda bitter because I feel like they will sideline and underdevelop and just mistreat our sunshine boi with sh*tty writing? HELL YES.

(i mean he showed up a total 2 or 3 times in the whole freaking trailer? isn't he supposed to be the co-protagonist? idk)

(not that I don't like Marinette, I do, but I miss adrien)

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

When making a bomb, a true evil mastermind would use wires which are all the same color.

Thor Ragnarok is really about how nothing brings together two siblings like ganging up on the third one

ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID????? Kindest regards, 

A therapist and a patient have an ordinary appointment. Except one of them is a serial killer and the other is trying to expose them. But who is who?

They say that “history is written by the victors.” Turns out, so are fairytales; they’ve been twisted by the “heroes” of the fairytale world to make themselves look like they’ve always been in the right. You are a fairytale villain at a support group for characters like you. 

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

The king's younger daughter was sent as a bride to the Dark Lord, as a peace offering, since the older daughter ran away. He took pity on her and saw her potential, so he made her his apprentice instead. Years later, when a hero faced the new Dark Lord, the two sisters found each other again.