So I Got Into Grad School Today With My Shitty 2.8 Gpa And The Moral Of The Story Is Reblog Those Good

me: wow i have so much work to do

me: *goes on tumblr*

me: *watches a movie*

me: *reads a novel*

me: *takes a nap*

me: *climbs a mountain*

me: *backpacks through europe*

me: why am i not getting anything done

Prompt List: Ways to Meet

A list of ways for your characters to meet!

Get stuck in an elevator

Meet in a chatroom

A is part of the team that rescues B and others from bad guys/organization

A buys B as a slave

A is a pirate and B is the leprechaun guarding the gold

By coincidence, A and B go to the same roof at the same time to contemplate suicide

A is B’s court appointed lawyer

A is the captain of the ship that rescued B who was stranded on a deserted island.

Two strangers arrive at the same hotel late at night and there is only one room available. It’s the only hotel in town so they agree to share. (Bonus if there is only one bed and no couch)

Flying alone and sitting next to each other on the plane

A is in a rush and spills coffee on B

A is asked/forced to show B around the workplace/ school

A gets hurt at the amusement park/ restaurant/ movie theater/ zoo/ whatever where B works and B is the one to patch them up.

A goes on the Ferris wheel alone even though heights scare them (part of a dare) and freaks out. B, who works there, is the one to comfort them and coax them off the ride.

Traffic has been stopped dead for hours and people are getting out of their cars to stretch and complain. A and B’s cars are next to each other and they start chatting.

Forced to work together for a school or work project

Reaching for the same book at the library/bookstore (bonus if it’s on a really odd topic like how to commit murder or theories about bigfoot or how to speak to dogs or just anything unusual)

we need more movies about incredibly weird erotically charged toxic relationships between women. it’s so goddamn dire out here man

anthony bridgerton said “i am not a man of poetry” and then turned around and delivered “you are the bane of my existence and the object of all my desires. night and day i dream of you” all men do is lie

At the top of the hill where nothing ever grows, stands a stone statue of a warrior frozen mid-battle. Most of the people have already forgotten its story, but the elders still whisper sometimes, in the darkest nights of the coldest winters, about the Silent Guardian, cursed by the gods to forever stand watch, neither dead nor alive. Tell the story of the Silent Guardian.

The perfect crime will never be discovered.

Thor Ragnarok is really about how nothing brings together two siblings like ganging up on the third one

i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble  

arcane videoessays bc i love arcane and i love videoesays so

How Arcane Crafted the Perfect Fight Scene (an analysis of the Ekko/Jinx fight in S1)

Jinx Most Mysterius Line Explained (Two Theories) (i cant sum up this video, just watch it)

How Arcane Writes Women (self-explanatory)

This is a Perfect Side Character (an Ekko analysis)

The Color of Fascism: Arcane, Aesthetics and Opressions (study of the usage and meanings of colors in the show)

the dance matters even more than you think (explanation of why S2 E7 was so important)

+little plus if you know spanish: El personaje que lo cambio todo: Isha (how Isha changed everything in Arcane)

if anyone has recs.....

What are some chronic illnesses that can only occur in a fantasy setting?