Made Too Many Jinx Textpost Memes And I Don't Know What To Do With Them So Here You Got, A Compilation

“I’m legally dead in nine different star systems.”

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

my hidden talents include overthinking, crying at every little inconvenience, romanticising everything and imagining myself in situations that will literally never exist

“Today I forgive myself. Not just once. Again, and again, and again. As many times as it takes to find peace.”

— Unknown

sorry to get romantic on main but i want to go to an art museum and hold hands with someone i care about

Demons

We judge eachother

By what we see

But there is so much more

Beneath the vanity

We are all fighting

The demons of our minds

We are all broken

All shapes and all kinds

No one is free

From pain and strife

But every soul

Flees a different knife

If only we could see

What lies beneath

Our outward appearance

Our contrived motifs

Understanding would be simpler

If we could only see

The demons that reside

Inside you and me

may you find the courage to let yourself be vulnerable long enough to be truly seen, held, healed and protected

Birthday AUs

My friends booked a nice restaurant for my birthday party, but you booked it for your party as well. I guess we have to celebrate our birthdays together now.

It’s my birthday and I want to spend a quiet day at home, I just hope no one’s planning a surprise party.

There is a pony in my front yard with a pink bow around its head and no, this is NOT the best birthday present ever!

We both meet at the bar at a birthday party but we don’t even know who’s birthday it is. I think it’s yours, you think it’s mine.

We were supposed to bring the cake for our mutual friend’s birthday party but we got in a fight over who should carry it to the car and now the cake is on the floor and HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM!

You want me to guess the present you got me and give me ridiculous little clues that make me kinda afraid to even open it,

My birthday party is in full swing but it’s too much for me right now, so I grab a bottle of wine and go up to the rooftop. That’s where you find me eventually.

After we spent some time at a club to celebrate my birthday my friends are pretty drunk and ask random people on the street to sing for me. You really can’t sing, but maybe I’m drunk too because it sounds perfect to me.

Today’s my birthday, so I decided to post some birthday prompts. Hope you like them. 🎇

You can find more prompts at my sideblog: creativepromptsforwriting

“You will be the spell breaker You will be the peacemaker. Go to the land where no one treads And find the path that never ends Keep your wits, and if you’re stern Your people’s freedom you will earn.

You will find what is protected In the harsh lands neglected The item that you seek will -“

The seer collapses forward onto their table, stone dead, their prophecy unfinished. What will bring peace to your people? You don’t know. But at least you know where to start looking.

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs