Santa still visits adults, but with them he only gives coal if they’ve committed a crime in the last year. You’ve never committed a crime, but you receive coal one year and now you’re trying to figure out what you did.
Listen I know she is unhinged, responsible for multiple atrocities, and a danger to herself and others. But have you ever considered that she is tiny and sad and I love her?
Sometimes I think that I could be the beautiful sword wielding girl with a dark past then I have the misfortune of remembering that I'm a fucking nerd who uses books as escapism.
“If I die, I want you all to know that I’m no hero, but I’m sure as hell not a coward.”
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At the top of the hill where nothing ever grows, stands a stone statue of a warrior frozen mid-battle. Most of the people have already forgotten its story, but the elders still whisper sometimes, in the darkest nights of the coldest winters, about the Silent Guardian, cursed by the gods to forever stand watch, neither dead nor alive. Tell the story of the Silent Guardian.
cherry - what is your sexuality?
lollipop - favorite makeup products?
daydreams - if you could be anything or anyone, who would you be?
october - what month were you born in?
caress - do you like to snuggle?
ivory - describe your pajamas?
golden - favorite stationary product?
freckles - most-worn article of clothing?
twilight - best friend?
silk - do you like k-pop?
poppy - favorite pastel color?
dimples - most attractive features of a person’s face?
sunkissed - autumn or spring?
buttery - favorite snack?
whisper - how much sleep do you get?
pencil - do you own a journal?
cupcake - are you a good cook?
honey - favorite term of endearment?
clouds - describe one of your favorite dreams?
velvet - who was your first crush?
paper - favorite children’s book?
peaches - do you have a skincare routine?
mochi - favorite studio ghibli film?
backyard - did you ever have an imaginary friend?
strawberry - favorite fruit?
kiss - have you ever kissed a friend?,
nightlight - do you read before bed?
shampoo - favorite scent?
skin - what distant relative are you closest to?
aphrodite - favorite actress/actor?
cuddles - do you have any pets?
lace - if you own any dresses, which is your favorite?
sheets - sanrio or san-x characters?
cream - frozen yogurt flavor?
watermelon - do films ever make you cry?
sapphos - favorite poet?
plush - how many stuffed animals do you still own?
roses - what flower do you find most beautiful?
sweetheart - favorite mug/cup?
sunset - what are your pronouns?
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
Barnes and Nobles is gonna start serving food and alcohol.
Everybody’s cracking jokes about how it’s a desperate attempt to stay relevant in the age of Amazon.
But you know what? Props to them. This is exactly what Blockbuster didn’t do. At no point was Blockbuster like “Hey, movie rentals aren’t the lucrative enterprise they once were. Perhaps it’s time we become known for our cheesy garlic bread.”
life rlly just feels like a vicious cycle of whispering to yrself "im good. im kind. i am a lover. i am. soft handed." & it returns back to you as "are you sure? are you sure? are you sure?"
i looooove characters who are sacrificial lamb coded. characters who have never lived for themselves. characters born to be a tool, a weapon, a sacrifice, all of the above. a character raised by the heroes to save the world, at any expense, even their own health, even their own life. a character raised by the villains to end the world, at any expense, even their own health, even their own life. characters who are denied personhood so they can be used as tools instead. characters who never even had a chance to be people because they were shaped into something else from the moment they were born. characters who were born to die.
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
words with 2 cups of glitter, a dash of existencial angst and 3 tablespoons of romantization. hopeless romantic, art hoe, pretentious ice cream addict and swiftie.
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