The Novelty Doesn't Wear Off

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Me: hmmmm

Fanfic: 

Me, already clicking: It’s just one chapter

my chemical romance academia.

Harry: You might be the most high-maintenance bitch at Hogwarts.

Draco: Might be? Who's more? Who are they?

richie: when you said you did magic in bed this isn’t what i-

eddie, holding up the 8 of spades: is this your card?

richie [softly]: holy shit

Crowley : Can you do that thing ?

Aziraphale : What thing ?

Crowley : You know ,that thing that makes me happy

Aziraphale : Oh *smiles*

Crowley ,softly : Thanks

A: *does something cute*

B: I don't care.

Narrator: But he did care.

*loud footsteps approaching*

richie, entering with light up sneakers: i got new shoes

Max: why are you naked?

Billy: I don't have clothes

Max: *opens closet* you have shirts, pants, jackets, hi Steve, socks...

Heh.