Im Sorry But Im Absolutely Losing My Mind Over This Exchange

this is the moment my heart broke

Richie: do you want to know your gay name

Eddie: my… gay name?

Richie: yeah, it’s your first name—

Eddie: ha, ha, very funny

Richie, getting down on one knee: —and my last name

Eddie: oh my god

Richie: *throwing rocks at Eddie’s window*

Eddie: You have a phone for a reason!

Richie’s phone: *thump*

Eddie: Did you just throw your FUCKING PHONE!

Draco: When you said you did magic in bed, this isn't what I was expe-

Harry [holding up 9 of clubs]: Is this your card?

Draco [softly]: Holy shit

richie: when you said you did magic in bed this isn’t what i-

eddie, holding up the 8 of spades: is this your card?

richie [softly]: holy shit

Draco, watching reality TV about the American prison system at 2am: Harry, Harry, wake up. If you ever went to muggle jail, you could be the Boy who Shivved. Get it. Because they have this knife called a shiv …

Harry: I’ll be going to muggle prison for your murder if you don’t get out of our room right now. AND STOP DRINKING COFFEE!

Captain America: Civil War (2016)

things you can overhear when Harry is teaching Draco how to cook

Draco: I made a conscious decision to use less salt this time. 

Harry: …

Draco: I wanted it to be more healthy.

Harry: …

Draco: it didn’t taste as good.

Harry: Yeah, you always were a salty bitch.

***wooden spoon clatters against the wall near Harry’s head***