THIS WASNT ON THE BINGO CARD

Bits and pieces from a cover redesign for Damon’s autobiography ~

The first attempt was a direct result of wanting to do something with wet tyre treads and the urge to make everything I design as illegible as possible.

At this point it started to feel like I was getting somewhere (it took me another 30 minutes to realise I misspelled watching)

Finally, after traversing through every stage of grief and resolving to never look at this again… bon appétit

Him or jimmy buffet

If Pitbull doesn't perform at the Miami GP what is the point

Spanish GP Penalties

Free Practice 1-3 -SAI, LEC had their race times deleted at turn 2 for exceeding track limits at some point during Free practice

--------------------------------------------------------------------------- Qualifying

-MAZ dropped 3 grid places and was given 1 penalty point for impeding NOR (Car 4) in turn 14 --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Race

-GAS was given a 5 second time penalty and 1 penalty point for being out of position at the start of the race

-MAZ, ALO, STR had their race times deleted at turn 2 for exceeding track limits

2021 Season

I don’t think we talk about this exchange from when Lando was in Formula 2 enough

Styrian GP Penalties

Free Practice 1-3 OCO, ALO, MAZ, HAM, NOR, RAI, SAI, MSC, LEC, had their race times deleted at turn 9 for exceeding track limits at some point during free practice

VER, GAS, HAM, ALO, SAI, NOR, BOT, GIO, VER, TSU, VET, MAZ, MSC had their race times deleted at turn 10 for exceeding track limits at some point during free practice

BOT dropped 3 grid places and was given 2 penalty points for dangerous driving in the pit lane

--------------------------------------------------------------------------- Qualifying TSU dropped 3 grid places and was given 2 penalty points for impeding BOT (Car 77)

--------------------------------------------------------------------------- Race NOR, LEC, HAM, RAI, VET had their race times deleted at turn 10 for exceeding track limits

2021 Season

Rebloging bc it’s rawe ceek!!!! I’m so excited for this up coming season and to hopefully tick some boxes and get a bingo lol

Since the the 2022 season is fast approaching I thought it would be fun to make a F1 bingo card full of my predictions for the new season. I saw this off a TikTok by @/chloe.bee433 and really wanted to make one for the 2022 season.

This was a lot of fun to make! I really enjoyed trying to predict what is going to happen next season. I’ve added a blank copy under the cut if anyone also wants to do this! If you do tag me!! I would love to see what you guys come up with!

jobs I would think each indycar driver had if I saw them on the street and didn’t know who they are (part 2 with the current grid, part 1 here lmao)

will power: Vermin Love Supreme (running for president as a meme) OR selling fake rolexes on hollywood blvd

scott mclaughlin: luxury car salesman

josef newgarden: commercial actor (e.g. billy mays)

christian lundgaard: valet driver for a very fancy restaurant

pietro fittipaldi: STNA in a skilled nursing facility

graham rahal: used car salesman

david malukas: he teaches a children's program in the reptile section of the zoo

felix rosenqvist: real estate agent (derogatory)

agustin canapino: slumlord

romain grosjean: personal injury lawyer

rinus veekay: long-term substitute teacher (middle school)

christian rasmussen: deli counter at a boujee grocery store. makes really good sandwiches

marcus armstrong: receptionist at an animal hospital

alex palou: men's warehouse salesman

scott dixon: trauma surgeon

linus lundqvist: he operates the excavator at construction sites

kyffin simpson: unemployed, but his dad is a lawyer and he makes sure everyone knows

alexander rossi: i dont know but he's in witness protection

pato o'ward: occupational therapist

marcus ericsson: electrical engineer (currently doing an apprenticeship)

kyle kirkwood: park ranger at like yosemite or smth

colton herta: sales associate at a local smoke shop (very knowledgable)

sting ray robb: junior funeral director because it's the family business but he wants to be a pediatric dental hygienist

santino ferrucci: serving 18 months for aggravated assault

nah this interview is so chaotic 💀💀💀

I find a lot of arguably mean things funny, but there's a special place in my heart for hardcore hipsters who insist they love tea despite having no idea how to brew it and just choking down that hot bitter disaster while insisting it's God's gift to man