Jobs I Would Think Each Indycar Driver Had If I Saw Them On The Street And Didn’t Know Who They Are

jobs I would think each indycar driver had if I saw them on the street and didn’t know who they are (part 2 with the current grid, part 1 here lmao)

will power: Vermin Love Supreme (running for president as a meme) OR selling fake rolexes on hollywood blvd

scott mclaughlin: luxury car salesman

josef newgarden: commercial actor (e.g. billy mays)

christian lundgaard: valet driver for a very fancy restaurant

pietro fittipaldi: STNA in a skilled nursing facility

graham rahal: used car salesman

david malukas: he teaches a children's program in the reptile section of the zoo

felix rosenqvist: real estate agent (derogatory)

agustin canapino: slumlord

romain grosjean: personal injury lawyer

rinus veekay: long-term substitute teacher (middle school)

christian rasmussen: deli counter at a boujee grocery store. makes really good sandwiches

marcus armstrong: receptionist at an animal hospital

alex palou: men's warehouse salesman

scott dixon: trauma surgeon

linus lundqvist: he operates the excavator at construction sites

kyffin simpson: unemployed, but his dad is a lawyer and he makes sure everyone knows

alexander rossi: i dont know but he's in witness protection

pato o'ward: occupational therapist

marcus ericsson: electrical engineer (currently doing an apprenticeship)

kyle kirkwood: park ranger at like yosemite or smth

colton herta: sales associate at a local smoke shop (very knowledgable)

sting ray robb: junior funeral director because it's the family business but he wants to be a pediatric dental hygienist

santino ferrucci: serving 18 months for aggravated assault

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THIS IS SO BASED to op: ur amazing it’s like u can see alternative realities

Russian GP Penalties

Free Practice

PER, GIO, RAI, GAS had their race times deleted at turn 2 for exceeding track limits at some point during Free practice

VER, LEC has to start from the rear of the grid due to changes to the power units

RAI was fined €800 for speeding in the pit lane

MAZ was fined €1000 for speeding in the pit lane

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Qualifying

HAM, BOT, NOR, MAZ, PER, OCO had their race times deleted at turn 2 for exceeding track limits

LAT has to start from the rear of the grid due to changes to the power units

RIC was reprimanded for impeding STR

BOT was given a 15 place grid penalty for making changes to the power units

GIO was given a 5 place grid penalty due to changes to the gearbox

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Race

Str was given a 10 second time penalty imposed after the race and two penalty points for causing a collision with GAS

NOR was given a reprimand for crossing the painted area between the pit entry

2021 Season

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“Fernando” S1E4 - Fernando Alonso & Carlos Sainz Sr.

“Fernando” S1E4 - Fernando Alonso & Carlos Sainz Sr.

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this is so funny I’m CACKLING

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late night ‘fit

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i need this 4l8r I could make this

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The Highs (and Lows) Of Becoming An IndyCar Winner

The highs (and lows) of becoming an IndyCar winner

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Rebloging bc it’s rawe ceek!!!! I’m so excited for this up coming season and to hopefully tick some boxes and get a bingo lol

Since the the 2022 season is fast approaching I thought it would be fun to make a F1 bingo card full of my predictions for the new season. I saw this off a TikTok by @/chloe.bee433 and really wanted to make one for the 2022 season.

This was a lot of fun to make! I really enjoyed trying to predict what is going to happen next season. I’ve added a blank copy under the cut if anyone also wants to do this! If you do tag me!! I would love to see what you guys come up with!

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formula 1 f1 tag me if you use this kinda wish I made this prettier but I still really like it

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Spanish GP Penalties

Free Practice 1-3 -SAI, LEC had their race times deleted at turn 2 for exceeding track limits at some point during Free practice

--------------------------------------------------------------------------- Qualifying

-MAZ dropped 3 grid places and was given 1 penalty point for impeding NOR (Car 4) in turn 14 --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Race

-GAS was given a 5 second time penalty and 1 penalty point for being out of position at the start of the race

-MAZ, ALO, STR had their race times deleted at turn 2 for exceeding track limits

2021 Season

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