I need me a real stupid au where Richie is like a comedian version of Hannah Montana. Like he wears a wig and takes off his glasses and all of a sudden he's Richie Trashmouth and Richie has to constantly bounce between being Richard Tozier, average teenage boy, and Richie Trashmouth, hilarious babyfaced comedian, as he tries to he in two places at once. Wentworth and Maggie support this endeavor as best as they can so their son can stay grounded, but most of the time that just means telling Richie he has to do the dishes when they fly back to Maine.
His friends learn about his Richie Trashmouth persona one by one and next thing he knows they're also dawning little disguises everytime they're in public. This leads to some wacky stuff, like Henry bullying Richie regularly but thinking Richie Trashmouth is the funniest comedian ever. Richie smacking his head against a wall as Connor Bowers drools over Trashmouth and ignores Richie exists. All the while nobody ever points out "hey... that kid with the exact same sense of humor as that comedian guy also looks just like him." because it's hannah montana rules.
you reblog some fire ass IT fanart jesus
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I love it when the Losers make Richie to keep watch for Beverly's dad when she shows them the bathroom.
That kid has ADHD and doesn't know how to shut the fuck up, let alone wait patiently.
You just know he was out there kicking rocks and spinning in circles while probably either talking to himself or acting out some sort of scene with the different accents/voices he does.
I laugh just thinking of it
The most painful thing about Eddies death is that Pennywise didn’t just kill him for fun. He knew. He fucking knew that if he killed Eddie, he was killing 2 losers, not just one. He knew that as soon as Eddie was dead, another loser would stop fighting. Knew he would do anything to get Eddie back or die with him. And he was right. Richie stayed by Eddies side the whole time, only leaving to fight IT because he thought Eddie would survive. Richie refused to believe Eddie was dead and fought to bring him out of the cistern. Pennywise knew Richie would’ve stayed with Eddie no matter what. And Richie would’ve, if the other losers hadn’t dragged him out. Even when Neibolt house was collapsing, Richie still fought to get Eddie back.
Richie’s biggest fear was never truly being gay. That was a part of it, sure, but not his biggest fear. It was always losing Eddie. Always. That’s why Pennywise showed him Eddie in Neibolt house-why he always went into full panic mode when Eddie was in danger.
It was always Eddie.
That’s why Pennywise killed him-because he knew that when Eddie died, Richie would die with him.
and he was right.
It (2017) vs It Chapter Two (2019)
Here are some little sketches I did
every charcater in Welcome to Derry better be doomed by the narrative, I want this to be a tragedy
YESSS LET’GOOO
In 2024 (or 2025 I don’t fuckin know) when Welcome To Derry gets released on HBO, the fandom is gonna come alive again. I know this, we all know this.
But then there’s the few like me who have been here from the start. Never left. WE ARE LONELY PLS COME BACK ALREADY WE NEED THE IT FANDOM THRIVING AGAIN
Hype for Welcome to DerrySpanish/EnglishI like the art :)
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