Bbbfhhffh Some Select Reejee Doodles For Richie Month Lol 🤙

Billy appreciation post <3

He has to deal with so much, yet he still had the mental strength to lead everyone into the fights with Pennywise!!!! Even if he was a little guided by anger to kill the thing that killed his brother, he still guided all his friends and made sure they were safe above all <3 tbh I really like how the book focuses on a single person for a long time. I’m at a part where it’s Bill centric, it really opened my eyes to how caring he is to the people he loves!!!! He’s easilyyyy making his way up my faves list

(Also the fact that I (platonically) love Jaeden with a passion)

You know what? I am also offended… Offended that they didnt really roast Pennywise to death with some more sophisticated rude wordsmithing.  At least more sophisticated than repeating “YOU ARE JUST A CLOWN”

Technically yes, technically no, gender? What is a gender? 🤡

i think it would be funny if in canon eddie really doesn’t remember his time in derry and the losers and so when he grows up and is like in his early-mid 20s and sees this up coming comedian richie tozier everywhere and gets really annoyed about it because for some reason his sense of humour really aggravates eddie. and for some reason a lot of eddie’s friends like this tozier guy, they ask eddie if he wants to come along to his shows and eddie is always like NO why would i waste money to watch some asshole tell jokes at a humour level of a 12 year old boy. i’ll pass.

anyways then imagine about 15 years later or so after derry 2.0 and one night eddie’s old friends get tickets to see richie “trashmouth” tozier live on tour after the comedian took a. mysterious unexplained break. and so they go to the show and it was great but afterwards as they’re leaving the theatre, who do they run into but their old friend eddie kaspbrak?!?!?! and so they go up to him and they’re like “hey man how are you it’s been so long! but what the hell are you doing here, we thought you hated richie tozier!!! haha did you have a change of heart?”

and eddie is just standing there, eyes wide with shock and completely lost for words, until an arm wraps around eddie’s shoulders and the friends look and see. richie tozier. the comedian. with his arm around eddie’s shoulder. who then kisses eddie on the cheek. and then says to eddie “hey eds, these friends of yours?”

and that’s how eddie’s old friends find out that eddie kaspbrak, the guy who had for some reason a burning hatred for comedian richie tozier when they were younger, is now dating the very same richie tozier.

I need me a real stupid au where Richie is like a comedian version of Hannah Montana. Like he wears a wig and takes off his glasses and all of a sudden he's Richie Trashmouth and Richie has to constantly bounce between being Richard Tozier, average teenage boy, and Richie Trashmouth, hilarious babyfaced comedian, as he tries to he in two places at once. Wentworth and Maggie support this endeavor as best as they can so their son can stay grounded, but most of the time that just means telling Richie he has to do the dishes when they fly back to Maine.

His friends learn about his Richie Trashmouth persona one by one and next thing he knows they're also dawning little disguises everytime they're in public. This leads to some wacky stuff, like Henry bullying Richie regularly but thinking Richie Trashmouth is the funniest comedian ever. Richie smacking his head against a wall as Connor Bowers drools over Trashmouth and ignores Richie exists. All the while nobody ever points out "hey... that kid with the exact same sense of humor as that comedian guy also looks just like him." because it's hannah montana rules.

Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours

just a boy taking a stroll

Imagine if Bev hadn't already gotten her period before she met the losers and just got it on a random day they were hanging out at the club house. She's just chilling with them all like normal until suddenly her ovaries start kicking her ass and she just keels over in pain. Everyone is freaking out, most of the boys think she's dying. Mike is horrified because hes rather sheltered from most things, doesnt even know what a period is. Eddie is horrified cause of the blood on her dress. Ben and Bill wanna help but they don't know how. Stan has totally checked out. And richie tries to crack a joke about "oh geez bev are you having a woman problem or something?" Until he realizes, yes, she actually is.

They sit Bev down and try to awkwardly help the best the can. Mike gives Bev a soda can he was drinking out of cause its still cold and he thinks she can press it against her stomach to ease the pain. Stan just kinda kicks dirt over the spot on the ground where she bled everywhere and says that's good enough. Bev eventually pulls Eddie and Bill aside and asks them if they will go to the pharmacy and get her some pads because she 1. Doesn't wanna see Mr. Keene again 2. Doesn't wanna risk running into Gretta when she already feels bad. 3. Doesn't wanna walk around town with blood all over her dress. And 4. Doesn't want her dad to see her buying these yet.

Eddie and Bill ride their bikes to the pharmacy and spend the next five minutes awkwardly perusing the women' aisle overwhelmed by choice. They have no idea what option to get and they also dont get why there are so many. Bill just tells him to get the one on the right because "it has flowers on the box... girls like flowers.". Eddie also picks up a box of tampons and when bill asks why he says that next time Richie gets a random nosebleed he's gonna hand him one of these. At the register Mr. Keene is very weirded out by the fact that these two thirteen year old boys are buying period products and nothing else, Eddie's not even here for an inhaler refill. He asks who these are for and Eddie says "my mom" and Bill says he is also buying period products for Eddie's mother. Riiight. 😑

When all is said and done though i think things could have totally been worse, and although her friends were terrified and panicking they were still pretty respectful about it. Honestly probably better than if this had happened at home or, god forbid, at class.

This post is sponsored by me being on my period today, 😃 it fucking sucks. 😄

HERE HE IS. 2017 Pennywise is such a nice design. a nice boy

I love it when the Losers make Richie to keep watch for Beverly's dad when she shows them the bathroom.

That kid has ADHD and doesn't know how to shut the fuck up, let alone wait patiently.

You just know he was out there kicking rocks and spinning in circles while probably either talking to himself or acting out some sort of scene with the different accents/voices he does.

I laugh just thinking of it