Last Batch Of Fresh Dogman Stuff

One year later (or ten, or twenty-seven)

I’m watching IT and the movie is too beautiful!!!

one — la dispute

you’ve heard of pre-reunion losers meeting by coincidence, now get ready for pre-reunion losers just missing meetings by coincidence. eddie getting bored and turning off a televised broadcast of a tv awards ceremony seconds before richie is announced best actor in a comedy for his new sitcom. mike visiting a book shop out of town, completely unaware that bill’s newest novel had been shipped in and sold out since his last visit. ben checking into a resort hotel hours after bev and tom check out. do you understand

Imagine if Bev hadn't already gotten her period before she met the losers and just got it on a random day they were hanging out at the club house. She's just chilling with them all like normal until suddenly her ovaries start kicking her ass and she just keels over in pain. Everyone is freaking out, most of the boys think she's dying. Mike is horrified because hes rather sheltered from most things, doesnt even know what a period is. Eddie is horrified cause of the blood on her dress. Ben and Bill wanna help but they don't know how. Stan has totally checked out. And richie tries to crack a joke about "oh geez bev are you having a woman problem or something?" Until he realizes, yes, she actually is.

They sit Bev down and try to awkwardly help the best the can. Mike gives Bev a soda can he was drinking out of cause its still cold and he thinks she can press it against her stomach to ease the pain. Stan just kinda kicks dirt over the spot on the ground where she bled everywhere and says that's good enough. Bev eventually pulls Eddie and Bill aside and asks them if they will go to the pharmacy and get her some pads because she 1. Doesn't wanna see Mr. Keene again 2. Doesn't wanna risk running into Gretta when she already feels bad. 3. Doesn't wanna walk around town with blood all over her dress. And 4. Doesn't want her dad to see her buying these yet.

Eddie and Bill ride their bikes to the pharmacy and spend the next five minutes awkwardly perusing the women' aisle overwhelmed by choice. They have no idea what option to get and they also dont get why there are so many. Bill just tells him to get the one on the right because "it has flowers on the box... girls like flowers.". Eddie also picks up a box of tampons and when bill asks why he says that next time Richie gets a random nosebleed he's gonna hand him one of these. At the register Mr. Keene is very weirded out by the fact that these two thirteen year old boys are buying period products and nothing else, Eddie's not even here for an inhaler refill. He asks who these are for and Eddie says "my mom" and Bill says he is also buying period products for Eddie's mother. Riiight. 😑

When all is said and done though i think things could have totally been worse, and although her friends were terrified and panicking they were still pretty respectful about it. Honestly probably better than if this had happened at home or, god forbid, at class.

This post is sponsored by me being on my period today, 😃 it fucking sucks. 😄

Is this fandom still alive ?

Here are some little sketches I did

I need me a real stupid au where Richie is like a comedian version of Hannah Montana. Like he wears a wig and takes off his glasses and all of a sudden he's Richie Trashmouth and Richie has to constantly bounce between being Richard Tozier, average teenage boy, and Richie Trashmouth, hilarious babyfaced comedian, as he tries to he in two places at once. Wentworth and Maggie support this endeavor as best as they can so their son can stay grounded, but most of the time that just means telling Richie he has to do the dishes when they fly back to Maine.

His friends learn about his Richie Trashmouth persona one by one and next thing he knows they're also dawning little disguises everytime they're in public. This leads to some wacky stuff, like Henry bullying Richie regularly but thinking Richie Trashmouth is the funniest comedian ever. Richie smacking his head against a wall as Connor Bowers drools over Trashmouth and ignores Richie exists. All the while nobody ever points out "hey... that kid with the exact same sense of humor as that comedian guy also looks just like him." because it's hannah montana rules.

Au head cannon thingy? Honestly i'm not quite sure what to call this, but imagine if Georgie and Henry just had this really weird rivalry going on for no reason. How these two even met at all is beyond me, but this 7 year old and 15 year old have an unreal amount of beef with each other and it's over the dumbest shit. Georgie is too young to really grasp how dangerous henry is so he's absolutely not afraid of him and Henry is so emotionally immature and full of anger he cannot possibly grasp the concept of "pick your battles".

Henry will run into georgie while he's playing outside and Georgie will call him a butthead or something and Henry will get SO fucking heated for absolutely NO reason. He can't even do his usual bullying shit and attack him because knifing up seven year olds is not exactly something you can easily get away with, even in a shithole town like Derry. Still, Georgie is driving him insane, and all his insults are the most simple childish bullshit ever like "You're ugly, and weird and I don't like you. Stay away from my family." And it'll make Henry so mad he gets red in the face.

Eventually Henry gets so angry he goes to threaten Bill over it and that conversation goes just fantastic. "YOUR BROTHER IS RUINING MY LIFE!" "Wha?? You mean Georgie?" "YES! HES HARRASSING ME!" "-_- Henry... he's seven." "so???" "So he hasn't even figured out how division works yet, Henry! Why are you fighting with some one who just learned about verbs?" "I DONT CARE HE MAKES ME FEEL SELFCONCIOUS!".

just a boy taking a stroll