Why People Tend To Write Pennywise To Be So Clueless About The World? C'mon, He’s Been Here Longer

You know what? I am also offended… Offended that they didnt really roast Pennywise to death with some more sophisticated rude wordsmithing.  At least more sophisticated than repeating “YOU ARE JUST A CLOWN”

My HC for any of my remaining Penny lovers out here🥺

Pennywise likes to be observant. It's what he does the whole time he's active. But with his favourite person, he's not observing them to decipher their weaknesses and fears, he just likes to look at them.

In close proximity, he'll be physical, possibly even gentle and delicate. After all, he's not attacking, he's just observing. We see him being very physical when attacking people; gripping their throats, tugging on their limbs/clothing, wrenching them around, dragging them, picking them up and so on.

But when he's not hungry or in attack mode, with his favourite person, he'll still move them around and position their limbs to look at them from every angle. Almost like those little artist mannequins that you can manipulate into poses for references.

He'll be holding his favourite person's wrist and straightening/bending their fingers, counting the creases in their palm, bending their elbow, rising and dropping their arms. If his favourite person has tattoos/intricate jewelry, he'll be examining all the details and angling the jewelry so that it catches the light.

He thinks his favourite person is worth gazing at, appreciating small details about them like freckles, birthmarks, blemishes, scars. It just makes them more interesting to him.

I need me a real stupid au where Richie is like a comedian version of Hannah Montana. Like he wears a wig and takes off his glasses and all of a sudden he's Richie Trashmouth and Richie has to constantly bounce between being Richard Tozier, average teenage boy, and Richie Trashmouth, hilarious babyfaced comedian, as he tries to he in two places at once. Wentworth and Maggie support this endeavor as best as they can so their son can stay grounded, but most of the time that just means telling Richie he has to do the dishes when they fly back to Maine.

His friends learn about his Richie Trashmouth persona one by one and next thing he knows they're also dawning little disguises everytime they're in public. This leads to some wacky stuff, like Henry bullying Richie regularly but thinking Richie Trashmouth is the funniest comedian ever. Richie smacking his head against a wall as Connor Bowers drools over Trashmouth and ignores Richie exists. All the while nobody ever points out "hey... that kid with the exact same sense of humor as that comedian guy also looks just like him." because it's hannah montana rules.

one — la dispute

(2019) it hid behind your teeth and you were too nervous to seek it out. you waited for the perfect moment until you couldn’t.

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That fact that Richie is the first one to comfort/hug Bill when he finds Georgie's jacket at the end of the fight is so special to me. :(

richie voice would you believe my dog ate my homework

Technically yes, technically no, gender? What is a gender? 🤡