Screams-a-bunch - The Void Is For Screaming

It's weird to me that there's still missionaries in Utah, as if 90% of the population here wasn't already Mormon. Though I just opened the door in full clown makeup and let them know with total sincerity that I'm a satanic lesbian so maybe I'm part of the problem

This is me. Kinda jealous of all the writers who can write quickly because I can't.

Can we all just appreciate that Alex Hirsch, creator of Gravity Falls, was prank calling Republican voter fraud hotlines on November 6, 2020?

Is this a love language now?

I decided to take a risk last night and show my mom a religious meme and all she did in response was sigh deeply and say “I can’t send that to my church group chat”

The meme in question

Show up at work like hi boss sorry I'm late my I was helping my mother track down one specific 90s dungeon crawler for the purposes of obtaining a muffin recipe the developer hid in the files

When God closes a door I reach my little paws under it and meow until He opens it again.

this is like lingerie to me

Everyone please rise for the national anthem.